pod-blocker

someone who is known to trick people into letting them turn off your iPod to put their own on, saying its just for one song. ends up, they do not let you put yours back on for the remainder of the night.

"I thought he was 'the one', turns out he was a total pod-blocker."

by ProgPrincess September 06, 2009

nastard

a nasty bastard.

"Fuck him! He's a dirty nastard."

by ProgPrincess August 28, 2009

Totch

Another word for vagina.

"Ouch! You just punched my totch."

by ProgPrincess August 22, 2009

Gluteless Rudego

A rude, redundant, ego-maniac without an ass.

"With that attitude & baggy pants, you can really tell he is one Gluteless Rudego!"

by ProgPrincess September 15, 2009

soulnumbing conversation

A conversation that is so detrimental to one's self that it not only numbs one's mind, it numbs one's soul.

"At a party at a friend's house, one of the guests locked me into the most soulnumbing conversations. I left the conversation feeling empty & slightly violated."

by ProgPrincess January 01, 2010

darp

stretchy dick with excess skin; if played as an instrument, it would be a harp.

"I was really surprised when I came home & found my boyfriend just out of the shower playing his darp to Kenny G's greatest hits."

by ProgPrincess September 06, 2009

lientology

The study of the science/art of lying.

"My boyfriend just got his PhD. in Lientology. He was valedictorian of his class. It just comes so naturally to him."

by ProgPrincess September 13, 2009