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vag badger 

a medium sized mammal that lives inside a woman's frontbottoms and weaves itself an elaborate protective canopy out of muff hair
Do you stock something called a vag badger?

No, we just sell shoes.
vag badger by CellBlock March 11, 2005
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vagbagel 

A fat person's vagina.
Person1: Dude i'm starving. Person2: Go eat Chance's vagbagel. Person1: Think Chance likes cream cheese in the vagbagel cuz i'll fucking do it.
vagbagel by TheOneWhoDoesNotSpeak January 29, 2009

vagbagged 

Opposite of being teabagged. When a female places her cooch on someone's body part or parts.
Ahh dude this chick so vagbagged me last night. She straight up stuck her cooch on my forehead.
vagbagged by vagbagging May 15, 2014

vagbadge 

When your fingering a chic, sucking her clit, and massaging her breast all at the same time.
What the FUCK was that guy doing, it's clear he doesn't have his vagbadge.

Man I'm horny as fuck tonight, I just wanna get some dick in. Before that though, I better make sure that guy has his vagbadge.
vagbadge by Firework Master February 9, 2009

Vagburger 

The act of stuffing usual fast food condoments in a vagina and stapling it closed, then proceeding to eat her out.
Yo homey G! Me and that Swedish chick went back to hers and I gave her a magical vagburger! Delicious!
Vagburger by shilzeiM xaM February 24, 2012

Vag Badger 

noun. One who continuously attempts to get a girl's attention by following her and pestering her with pointless talk while ultimately hoping to gain entry into her pants.
Colin: Hey Anna. I know I just talked to you 5 minutes ago, but Hey again!!

Anna: Colin! Quit being such a vag badger! If you want to fuck just say something, gosh.
Vag Badger by thevagbadger July 6, 2009