vagbadger

Someone who relentlessly tears into vagina. A larger, more aggressive relative of the twattermite.

She walks so funny because her boyfriend is a complete vagbadger.

by Dr. Doolots April 3, 2010

vag badger

a medium sized mammal that lives inside a woman's frontbottoms and weaves itself an elaborate protective canopy out of muff hair

Do you stock something called a vag badger?

No, we just sell shoes.

by CellBlock March 11, 2005

vagbagel

A fat person's vagina.

Person1: Dude i'm starving. Person2: Go eat Chance's vagbagel. Person1: Think Chance likes cream cheese in the vagbagel cuz i'll fucking do it.

by TheOneWhoDoesNotSpeak January 29, 2009

vagbagged

Opposite of being teabagged. When a female places her cooch on someone's body part or parts.

Ahh dude this chick so vagbagged me last night. She straight up stuck her cooch on my forehead.

by vagbagging May 15, 2014

vagbadge

When your fingering a chic, sucking her clit, and massaging her breast all at the same time.

What the FUCK was that guy doing, it's clear he doesn't have his vagbadge.

Man I'm horny as fuck tonight, I just wanna get some dick in. Before that though, I better make sure that guy has his vagbadge.

by Firework Master February 9, 2009

Vagburger

The act of stuffing usual fast food condoments in a vagina and stapling it closed, then proceeding to eat her out.

Yo homey G! Me and that Swedish chick went back to hers and I gave her a magical vagburger! Delicious!

by shilzeiM xaM February 24, 2012

Vag Badger

noun. One who continuously attempts to get a girl's attention by following her and pestering her with pointless talk while ultimately hoping to gain entry into her pants.

Colin: Hey Anna. I know I just talked to you 5 minutes ago, but Hey again!!

Anna: Colin! Quit being such a vag badger! If you want to fuck just say something, gosh.

by thevagbadger July 6, 2009