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A vagina. This is where a penis would normally be inserted (although there are other points of insertion). In other cases, it is where a woman inserts her vibrator, or where someone inserts their tongue, or fingers, etc. Lots of things can go up there, but they're all working towards the same goal.
A.K.A---Bearded Clam(my personal favorite), Taco, pussy, cunt (just to name a few).
"I want you in my cooch!"
by Miso Orney July 07, 2005
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A stupid person; it refers to the lack of surface area on an individual's brain. The general thought is that the more surface area (wrinkles, creases, etc.) a brain has, the smarter the person is. Conversely, a person with a smooth brain (no wrinkles) has less surface area and would therefore be stupid.
That fucking smooth brain put his shirt on backwards again...

That smooth brain is dumber than a pile of shit.
by Tip Tank May 14, 2011
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That very special place on a woman that men spend their lives striving to visit over and over and over again.
After a very sandy volleyball game, Mary Beth rushed home to clean her cooch, in the event that a gentleman caller would be visiting that area in the evening.
by beaverhunter September 14, 2005
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The golden-pot at the end of the painful asskissing rainbow. The black box, or in laimens terms: the vagina
That Dutch transfer student is wearing her pants so low, I could see her cooch.
by Paccali January 15, 2003
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A scottish couch ie a couch from Scotland
Ach noo i need a wee sit doown on the cooch!
by Bishkan101 November 28, 2006
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Another word for a female's vagina. Men seem to spend their lives wanting cooch.
Poonam hurried home to clean her dirty cooch so she wouldn't get a yeast infection.
by Llama Dunn May 08, 2009
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