a medium sized mammal that lives inside a woman's frontbottoms and weaves itself an elaborate protective canopy out of muff hair
Do you stock something called a vag badger?
No, we just sell shoes.
Brags, Beats, and Variance
A common format of poker discussion, where one mentions something that went well (a brag), something that went poorly (a beat), and something that was unusual (some variance)
Check out the BBV thread on 2+2.
To do a (usally dirty) chick from behind while shoving her head into a toilet.
Paris Hilton? She's nasty, but I'd still give her a tidy bowl.
the Anti-Vehicle Rocket Launcher
will lock onto any vehicle in your line of sight
A phrase to express major disappointment or being owned
or making a glaring error.
The phrase is often accompanied by a gesture simulating said balls.
A: <fucks up>
B: Balls on chin. <gesture>
A: Yes, balls on chin. <returns gesture>
approximately the sound one would make when choking on a man's cock
while performing a blow job
Man: Oh, yeah, that's nice...