Definitions by CellBlock

BBV 

Brags, Beats, and Variance

A common format of poker discussion, where one mentions something that went well (a brag), something that went poorly (a beat), and something that was unusual (some variance)

Check out the BBV thread on 2+2.

BBV by CellBlock January 20, 2007

tidy bowl

To do a (usally dirty) chick from behind while shoving her head into a toilet.

Paris Hilton? She's nasty, but I'd still give her a tidy bowl.

tidy bowl by CellBlock November 11, 2005

vag badger 

a medium sized mammal that lives inside a woman's frontbottoms and weaves itself an elaborate protective canopy out of muff hair

Do you stock something called a vag badger?

No, we just sell shoes.

vag badger by CellBlock March 11, 2005

AVRiL 

the Anti-Vehicle Rocket Launcher

will lock onto any vehicle in your line of sight

I just lit up that Hellbender with my AVRiL!

AVRiL by CellBlock November 16, 2004

glom 

approximately the sound one would make when choking on a man's cock or balls while performing a blow job.

Man: Oh, yeah, that's nice...
Woman: <glom>

glom by CellBlock October 4, 2004

balls on chin

A phrase to express major disappointment or being owned or making a glaring error.

The phrase is often accompanied by a gesture simulating said balls.

A: <fucks up>
B: Balls on chin. <gesture>
A: Yes, balls on chin. <returns gesture>

balls on chin by CellBlock September 16, 2004