vagbadge 

When your fingering a chic, sucking her clit, and massaging her breast all at the same time.

What the FUCK was that guy doing, it's clear he doesn't have his vagbadge.

Man I'm horny as fuck tonight, I just wanna get some dick in. Before that though, I better make sure that guy has his vagbadge.

vagbadge by Firework Master February 9, 2009

vag badge 

A tramp stamp located on the front of a female's body in the lower stomach or groin area above the vagina, hence the name.

She dropped her pants and we all saw her vag badge.

vag badge by gwarg May 23, 2014

vagbagel 

A fat person's vagina.

Person1: Dude i'm starving. Person2: Go eat Chance's vagbagel. Person1: Think Chance likes cream cheese in the vagbagel cuz i'll fucking do it.

vagbagel by TheOneWhoDoesNotSpeak January 29, 2009

vagbadger 

Someone who relentlessly tears into vagina. A larger, more aggressive relative of the twattermite.

She walks so funny because her boyfriend is a complete vagbadger.

vagbadger by Dr. Doolots April 3, 2010

vag badge 

a female cop, i.e. has absolutely no power

female cop: freeze
dude: fuck you vag badge *walks away*
female cop: *shoots him*
dude: weakling...

vag badge by Young Reezie January 31, 2008

Vag Badge 

Another word for the Teal colored Ribbon that symbolizes "Ovarian Cancer Awarness"

Carrie did you get your "Vag Badge" magnet at the Benefit? I already put mine on my car to show support for my Aunt that died from Ovarian Cancer.

Vag Badge by SassyJax01 March 16, 2012

vagbagged 

Opposite of being teabagged. When a female places her cooch on someone's body part or parts.

Ahh dude this chick so vagbagged me last night. She straight up stuck her cooch on my forehead.

vagbagged by vagbagging May 15, 2014