vagbagged

Opposite of being teabagged. When a female places her cooch on someone's body part or parts.

Ahh dude this chick so vagbagged me last night. She straight up stuck her cooch on my forehead.

by vagbagging May 15, 2014

Vagagge

n. Personal issues or conditions traditionally carried around by women. Most typically, these issues are either unresolved troubles from the past or an outrage born of some minor slight their significant other or friends managed to unwittingly inflict. Etymologically from "vagina" and "baggage".

"I'll open the door for you, but I won't carry your vagagge."
"Man, Lindsey and Meghan have so much vagagge, I can't imagine how they're both married. Their poor husbands."

by Rambutan January 8, 2009

vagbagel

A fat person's vagina.

Person1: Dude i'm starving. Person2: Go eat Chance's vagbagel. Person1: Think Chance likes cream cheese in the vagbagel cuz i'll fucking do it.

by TheOneWhoDoesNotSpeak January 29, 2009

vagbadger

Someone who relentlessly tears into vagina. A larger, more aggressive relative of the twattermite.

She walks so funny because her boyfriend is a complete vagbadger.

by Dr. Doolots April 3, 2010

vagbagging

Similar to teabagging, but done by a woman.
Teabagging with a vagina.

He looks terrible.
Maybe his girlfriend was vagbagging him last night.

by Lolmaster777 January 18, 2009

vagbadge

When your fingering a chic, sucking her clit, and massaging her breast all at the same time.

What the FUCK was that guy doing, it's clear he doesn't have his vagbadge.

Man I'm horny as fuck tonight, I just wanna get some dick in. Before that though, I better make sure that guy has his vagbadge.

by Firework Master February 9, 2009

vahjagged

a person for whom has a mangled/clawed/torn/ripped/bitten/burned/gnawed vagina.

a piece of steel/rock/mountian that is jagged yet appears vagina like.

To use to compare a mountian to a vagina.

"Hey guys, when I went down on Becky last week, she was as vahjagged as the Rocky Mountians."

A rock that is not used for skipping across water. It is too vahjagged.

by ddkJEB September 8, 2010