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Opposite of being teabagged. When a female places her cooch on someone's body part or parts.

Ahh dude this chick so vagbagged me last night. She straight up stuck her cooch on my forehead.

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Vagagge

n. Personal issues or conditions traditionally carried around by women. Most typically, these issues are either unresolved troubles from the past or an outrage born of some minor slight their significant other or friends managed to unwittingly inflict. Etymologically from "vagina" and "baggage".

"I'll open the door for you, but I won't carry your vagagge."
"Man, Lindsey and Meghan have so much vagagge, I can't imagine how they're both married. Their poor husbands."

Vagagge by Rambutan January 8, 2009

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vagbagel

A fat person's vagina.

Person1: Dude i'm starving. Person2: Go eat Chance's vagbagel. Person1: Think Chance likes cream cheese in the vagbagel cuz i'll fucking do it.

vagbagel by TheOneWhoDoesNotSpeak January 29, 2009

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vagbadger

Someone who relentlessly tears into vagina. A larger, more aggressive relative of the twattermite.

She walks so funny because her boyfriend is a complete vagbadger.

vagbadger by Dr. Doolots April 3, 2010

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vagbagging

Similar to teabagging, but done by a woman.
Teabagging with a vagina.

He looks terrible.
Maybe his girlfriend was vagbagging him last night.

vagbagging by Lolmaster777 January 18, 2009

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vagbadge

When your fingering a chic, sucking her clit, and massaging her breast all at the same time.

What the FUCK was that guy doing, it's clear he doesn't have his vagbadge.

Man I'm horny as fuck tonight, I just wanna get some dick in. Before that though, I better make sure that guy has his vagbadge.

vagbadge by Firework Master February 9, 2009

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vahjagged

a person for whom has a mangled/clawed/torn/ripped/bitten/burned/gnawed vagina.

a piece of steel/rock/mountian that is jagged yet appears vagina like.

To use to compare a mountian to a vagina.

"Hey guys, when I went down on Becky last week, she was as vahjagged as the Rocky Mountians."

A rock that is not used for skipping across water. It is too vahjagged.

vahjagged by ddkJEB September 8, 2010

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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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