unroll the stone 

To get out of bed, especially after a long period of sleeping.

I was up much of last night partying, so it was nearly 2pm before I decided to unroll the stone today.

unroll the stone by Crinklecut June 18, 2013

Unfollowers 

People on Instagram who will follow you only to unfollow you the next day just so they can boost their following for clout. If these people request to follow you, and then unfollow you, just unfollow them... :)

Unfollowers are the worse people on Instagram.

Unfollowers by Chad Wellington the 3rd January 2, 2019

unfollow 

v., tr.

1. unsubscribing from someone's Twitter feed

2. a declarative statement that you are unsubscribing

3. a declarative statement that you are leaving a group or friend

Ex. 1: "I'm unfollowing Steve after all that pro-Apple spam."

Ex.2: "I'm tired of hearing all the details of Amy's day. Unfollow."

Ex. 3: "You're going to THAT bar? Unfollow."

unfollow by Moggraider June 7, 2009

unfollowphobia 

(n.) A morbid, irrational fear of losing a follower on Twitter. More flagrant because the number of followers you have is perpetually visible on your Twitter home page, so a decrease in their number is much more visible.

Aerith: I keep checking my Twitter every thirty minutes?
Bob: Why is that?
Aerith: Ever since I have reached 100 followers, I feel like someone will unfollow me.
Bob: Bitch you got unfollowphobia.

unfollowphobia by mistermisteriosa April 28, 2014

national unfollow thots day

September 5th

On this day you should go through your Instagram and unfollow all of the thots. They take up your liked and grow off of the energy of the virgin and horney. This is a way to liberate yourself.

Dude 1: Dude, why did you just follow her, she’s a thot; it’s September 5th.

Dude 2: What does that mean?

Dude 1: You have no chance with her and she just fiends for your likes. It’s “national unfollow thots day”!

Dude 2: You right, imma unfollow those thots.

*unfollows all thots*

national unfollow thots day by Stfu Jerry July 12, 2019

Unfollow 

1. n. a button on Twitter that eradicates a person's thoughts, feelings, and beliefs from your timeline

2. v. (a) hitting said button is a gesture equivalent to sticking up your middle finger to someone on Twitter
(b) virtually the same as the phrase "fuck you" and applies to not only the individual being unfollowed but also to his or her thoughts, feelings, and beliefs expressed on Twitter

This girl is stupid. *Promptly hits unfollow*

This guy is so annoying. *Promptly hits unfollow*

Unfollow by kissabledimplz March 11, 2011

Untrollable 

An untrollable, is quite possibly, the rarest of all trolls! They are created, when a cannibal troll, mates with a regular human. The untrollable's, troll side, is dormant for the most part, only coming out, when the untrollable is being trolled. These trolls go about business, like any other internet person. When threatened by a troll, the untrollable will waste the time of the troll, pretending to be too nice. In reality, the untrollable finds amusement, in the troll's feeble trolling attempts. The regular troll, usually realizes that it's being counter-trolled, and stops. When the untrollable finds that the troll is not there, the untrollable usually feels empty, but returns to his everyday life. The only way to troll an untrollable, is to troll them, then stop suddenly.

Troll: Yiff in hell, furfag!!!
Untrollable: Only if you're there. Johnny's not as big as you are.
Troll: Fuck you.
Untrollable: Murr!
Troll: Fag!
Untrollable: Only for you, m'love!
Troll: Britfag piece of shit.
Untrollable: Yes, my dad was a British anus.
Troll: **realises he's being counter trolled** Fuck this shit.
Untrollable: Okay! *takes fecal matter* UNF!!! UNF!! UNF!!
**no response**
Untrollable: **feels sad**

Untrollable by The_Exuberant_Face August 19, 2010