mistermisteriosa's definitions

unfollowphobia

(n.) A morbid, irrational fear of losing a follower on Twitter. More flagrant because the number of followers you have is perpetually visible on your Twitter home page, so a decrease in their number is much more visible.

Aerith: I keep checking my Twitter every thirty minutes?
Bob: Why is that?
Aerith: Ever since I have reached 100 followers, I feel like someone will unfollow me.
Bob: Bitch you got unfollowphobia.

by mistermisteriosa April 28, 2014

wot hap?

An alternate way of asking "What happened?" in online conversation about things that aren't as serious so as to merit the full phrase. Better paired with the phrase 'R u ok?' to further enforce it as informal. Not as effective in oral conversation for obvious reasons.

A: I hate my mathematics teacher
B: Wot hap?

by mistermisteriosa March 20, 2014