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Untrollable 

An untrollable, is quite possibly, the rarest of all trolls! They are created, when a cannibal troll, mates with a regular human. The untrollable's, troll side, is dormant for the most part, only coming out, when the untrollable is being trolled. These trolls go about business, like any other internet person. When threatened by a troll, the untrollable will waste the time of the troll, pretending to be too nice. In reality, the untrollable finds amusement, in the troll's feeble trolling attempts. The regular troll, usually realizes that it's being counter-trolled, and stops. When the untrollable finds that the troll is not there, the untrollable usually feels empty, but returns to his everyday life. The only way to troll an untrollable, is to troll them, then stop suddenly.
Troll: Yiff in hell, furfag!!!
Untrollable: Only if you're there. Johnny's not as big as you are.
Troll: Fuck you.
Untrollable: Murr!
Troll: Fag!
Untrollable: Only for you, m'love!
Troll: Britfag piece of shit.
Untrollable: Yes, my dad was a British anus.
Troll: **realises he's being counter trolled** Fuck this shit.
Untrollable: Okay! *takes fecal matter* UNF!!! UNF!! UNF!!
**no response**
Untrollable: **feels sad**
Untrollable by The_Exuberant_Face August 19, 2010
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Un-Troll 

The act of trolling resulting in the gratitude (or non-anger) of the reader.
Person 1: Dude. You're such a troll.
Person 2: Nah, man. I'm an un-troll.
Person 1: So you're a fail troll.
Person 2: I bring smiles, not hate. I un-troll.
Un-Troll by DarkWolffe December 5, 2011

unroll the stone 

To get out of bed, especially after a long period of sleeping.
I was up much of last night partying, so it was nearly 2pm before I decided to unroll the stone today.
unroll the stone by Crinklecut June 18, 2013
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
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Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
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