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Unfollow 

1. n. a button on Twitter that eradicates a person's thoughts, feelings, and beliefs from your timeline

2. v. (a) hitting said button is a gesture equivalent to sticking up your middle finger to someone on Twitter
(b) virtually the same as the phrase "fuck you" and applies to not only the individual being unfollowed but also to his or her thoughts, feelings, and beliefs expressed on Twitter
This girl is stupid. *Promptly hits unfollow*

This guy is so annoying. *Promptly hits unfollow*
Unfollow by kissabledimplz March 11, 2011

Unfollow 

To stop following a Twitter account that you were previously following.
@aplusk is getting annoying, I'm going to unfollow him.
Unfollow by @heyart November 29, 2009

Unfollow me,right now!!! 

A saying that is often used by entitled manchildren on sites like facebook and twitter to show how angry they are just because someone doesn't agree with them.
Manchild: bananas are good!

Stranger: bananas are disgusting...
Manchild: WTF!?!? unfollow me,RIGHT NOW!!!! >:(

national unfollow thots day

September 5th

On this day you should go through your Instagram and unfollow all of the thots. They take up your liked and grow off of the energy of the virgin and horney. This is a way to liberate yourself.
Dude 1: Dude, why did you just follow her, she’s a thot; it’s September 5th.

Dude 2: What does that mean?

Dude 1: You have no chance with her and she just fiends for your likes. It’s “national unfollow thots day”!

Dude 2: You right, imma unfollow those thots.

*unfollows all thots*

National Unfollow Day 

The 6th of July. The day shit went down with Charli D'Amelio, Lilhuddy, Nick Austin and Nessa Barrett.
Dude did you see the ttr post about Charli? It's National Unfollow Day lmaoooo

Free Unfollow 

A "Free Unfollow" is a term used to describe the Twitter mess of free-follow accounts that make you jump through hoops for their supposedly free, no strings attached follow, but then end up unfollowing you.

(a.k.a. "free low" or "freelow")
Friend: Bro, this egg account bio read: "Hi this is a free follow just because you're you. Don't follow me back, but follow @soandsoblahblah instead." So I went to the trouble of following @soandsoblahblah and guess what? The next thing I knew, the egg account unfollowed me.

Me: Breh, that is so lame. So you basically got a "free unfollow."