twitsl

that's why it took so long.

...stuck on traffic,twitsl to get here.

by notegusta,pues October 18, 2008

Twitsciples

A collective name of diligent and eager followers in the Twitter universe.

Damn, Dan just opened his Twitter account two days ago and he already has over 1000 Twitsciples!

by SmooveO March 14, 2009

twitless

adjective - Used to describe one who is known for posting absurd, gratuitous or witless comments on Twitter.

Also used to refer to a period of time without receiving/sending tweets.

That girl is twitless, reading her updates is like pulling an empty cereal box out of the cupboard.

by Hypatia-Kant August 9, 2010

Twittle My twat

When a girl wants you to lick her pussy out.

Phil will you Twittle my Twat?

by Big Poppa 1234567 October 31, 2009

titsland

Land of Many Tits. When you start seeing lots of tits (not faces anymore) around - that's the land you see, like when you are in a club etc.

Dude, thank God! Look at the Titsland in this club!

by oliv_wz September 6, 2023

Twitler

A fascist twit who overuses their Twitter, who uses it for the sole purpose to get attention and sooth their own ego and to indoctrinate the foolish. Synomous with The Orange Snowflake, a.k.a Orange Mussolini, a.ka. Cheeto-faced ferret wearing Shitgibbon, a.k.a Donald J. Trump.

"I wish POTUS Trump would stop tweeting already, he's not a winner no matter how many times he says it, man's a real twitler."

by Puppygirl January 15, 2017

twittling your nutsack

To be in a state of complete and absolute uselessness to any one or anything. No productive action or thought can be sequestered while in this annoying as hell state. Repeatedly dunking one's head into a bucket of rusty razors is more useful to the universe than twittling your nutsack.

Matt: DUDE!, UR MY PARTNER! STOP FUCKING TWITTLING YOUR NUTSACK AND HELP ME WITH OUR PHYSICS BRIDGE PROJECT!

Nadsack:...

Matt: I should have taken the entire class's advice.

by cockjuggling thundercunt March 31, 2009