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titslapped 

slapped in the face by tits while trying to get a closer look at them.
Steven was trying to look closely see if his wife's breasts moved like Hulk Hogan's man boobs and he got titslapped in the face.
titslapped by SmartSeducer03 January 23, 2017

Litslapped 

When your stories,o words]in Literature that you have written get censored or ignored because the bosses think your stuff is using: controversial words, racial-ly sesitive words or sexist wordsor otherwize unpopular words and ideas.
Mr A: Hey! the school newspaper didn't print my photo of Mr.Rogers wearing pink panties and a prom queen dress On "Mr. Roger's Neighborhood".

Me: "Dude, the newspaper guys Litslapped you."
Litslapped by the Eastah Bunny April 1, 2007

Titnapped 

Being taken away from a bro’s night by an unknown woman.
Here’s the deal bro if I get titnapped) tonight I’ll find my way back I [promise!

Can you believe Mark got titnapped last night?! No one knows where he went!
Titnapped by Logan Bargelsworth February 5, 2019
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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