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Twitslack

You have been a slacker in regards to keeping up with your audience on Twitter.com. You have not been "twitting" regularly and or frequently.
Oops, I was a twitslack today! Apparently you are twitslacking again. Looks like you are a twitslacker today. #twitslack #twitslacker #twitslacking
by THE Martini Mike December 29, 2010
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Titsack

When a woman’s breast hang down so low they resemble a male ballsack.
‘That old lady has a titsack!’
by TheWordWizardChris January 1, 2020
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twitspaceface

1.The act of participating in the major networking websites, Twitter, MySpace, and FaceBook.

2.taken in its verbal form, can be conveyed as twit {space} face, thus the act of being completely oblivious to the actions and emotions of others (noun)
Harold loved networking, especially on-line.His friends call him a twitspaceface.

Harold was such a Twitspaceface that he did not realize that Dorthy was in love with him. Dorthy was later found stalking Harold on the internet, thus becoming a twitspaceface herself.
by mcandp2 July 19, 2010
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Twitblock

(twit) (blok)

–verb (used with object)

1. To obstruct computer access to social networking sites such as facebook, myspace, or twitter by using SonicWALL or similar.

2. The act of stopping someone from updating their status on social networking sites by placing obstacles in the way.

3. The act of employers blocking content from company owned computers.
Bud: my facebook and twitter arent working!
Angela: DAMN! we've been twitblock'd!
Bud: why does our boss always have to be such a twitblock!?!

Bud: I cant update my twitter anymore, please help!
IT Guy: We blocked social networking sites from the server.
Bud: you are such a twitblock! I hate you!
IT Guy: Sorry, I had to do it, the orders came from above.
Bud: Can we at least still look at porn?

Bud: Why did you twitblock me??
Boss: Shut up and get back to work!
by squareb August 7, 2009
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Tweetslacker

Someone who Fails to post a tweet on twitter for extended period of time
where did she disappear to she hasn't posted on twitter for days, she usually posts a tweet every freakin hour! She's totally tweetslacking. Yea she is a tweetslacker
by mytomcat June 16, 2010
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TwitFlocker

Bullshit placeholder meme invented by the Texas-based 'Global Language Monitor' to refer to the 'next big social media thing'(tm) to change all our lives.

Because people are sooo predictable... aren't they?
We were gonna arrange the party on 'TwitFlocker', but instead we worked on an encryted and distributed IRC so we could unleash LOIC DDOS Wikileaks revenge attacks on Paypal/VISA/Mastercard et al in a more reliable and coordinated fashion - and not get taken down at the first sign of sabre-rattling from the US government.
by ahh_but_of_course December 10, 2010
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twatsack

1. A person who is such a massive twat that they more accurately ressemble a big, quivvering sack of twats.

2. A womans pants.
1. 'What's happened Tom? I thought you and Claire were talking again?'
'Well thats right, we were. Until, that was, she unintentionally reminded me of what a complete fucking twatsack she really is.'

2. 'I tell you what Tim, have you got any babywipes? I've been stomping so hard in that sweaty mosh I really should have planned ahead and brought some clean twatsacks with me. They're kicking out right offensive mate.'
by doombadger April 26, 2010
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