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titslam

To grab someone by the tits, lift them up and then slam them to the ground. Works mostly on girls with large breasts, because fat blokes are generally unliftable (fat girls too, for that matter).
She was giving me all that so i titslammed her to the floor.
by OblongChicken April 22, 2004
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titslam

to vigorously slam your boobies against a rusty fork until the fork bends
dude Ursula had herself titslammed so bad that lockjaw got to her faster then the aids did
by superjesbus May 8, 2008
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titsland

Land of Many Tits. When you start seeing lots of tits (not faces anymore) around - that's the land you see, like when you are in a club etc.
Dude, thank God! Look at the Titsland in this club!
by oliv_wz September 6, 2023
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Titsamania

An event, occasion or party where lots of exposed breasts are displayed. Can also refer to seeing one pair of enormous tits in your face.
Billy: That party was off the hook man, tits were everywhere!
Shawn: Yeah man it was straight Titsamania.

Stripper: Would you like a dance?
James: Yes.
*Tits in Face*
James: Titsamania!
by Skazellino January 27, 2012
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titslapped

slapped in the face by tits while attempting to motorboat said tits.
"Oh my god, Holly totally shocked me, she titslapped me while i was trying to get all up in there."
by anaislux October 31, 2007
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tit slam

to fuck strait on into the chest plate, with your erect meat, much to the suprise of the unsuspecting girl; with the goal of knocking the wind out of the lovely lady
yo i just threw a tit slam and it was great
by tit slamer January 17, 2009
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Titslap

To slap someone (most likely a girl) in the breasts.
"That bitch didnt give me my money, so I titslaped her."
by Ryan Atwell February 21, 2006
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