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to vigorously slam your boobies against a rusty fork until the fork bends
dude Ursula had herself titslammed so bad that lockjaw got to her faster then the aids did
titslam by superjesbus May 8, 2008
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titsland 

Land of Many Tits. When you start seeing lots of tits (not faces anymore) around - that's the land you see, like when you are in a club etc.
Dude, thank God! Look at the Titsland in this club!
titsland by oliv_wz September 6, 2023

Titsamania 

An event, occasion or party where lots of exposed breasts are displayed. Can also refer to seeing one pair of enormous tits in your face.
Billy: That party was off the hook man, tits were everywhere!
Shawn: Yeah man it was straight Titsamania.

Stripper: Would you like a dance?
James: Yes.
*Tits in Face*
James: Titsamania!
Titsamania by Skazellino January 27, 2012

titslapped 

slapped in the face by tits while attempting to motorboat said tits.
"Oh my god, Holly totally shocked me, she titslapped me while i was trying to get all up in there."
titslapped by anaislux October 31, 2007
to fuck strait on into the chest plate, with your erect meat, much to the suprise of the unsuspecting girl; with the goal of knocking the wind out of the lovely lady
yo i just threw a tit slam and it was great
tit slam by tit slamer January 17, 2009
To slap someone (most likely a girl) in the breasts.
"That bitch didnt give me my money, so I titslaped her."
Titslap by Ryan Atwell February 21, 2006