twittle

The act of a twat taking a piddle (more commonly referred to as a female urinating)

"I couldn't hold it anymore! We stopped the car so I could twittle!"

by brentionary March 18, 2009

twittle

Also known as a twin. Two brothers / sisters in a fraternity / sororityof which both have the same big brother / sister.

OMG my twittle and I both have the same big sister, that makes us twittles!

by ninerwun December 03, 2010

twittle

As a noun, a young girl's snatch, a fresh tuna sandwich, bootytwatcunt, as a verb, the act of licking or kissing female genitlia

Look at the twittle at that bitch, she makes her momma proud!
Maurice was going to twittle that clam but said it reeked so bad he couln't go down

by Jagger Shaft May 22, 2006

Twittle

The thing you use to do with your thumbs before Twitter came along.

I remember back in the good ole days when we would thumb wrestle and pick our noses. Now all people do with there thumbs is text or Twittle on Twitter.

by Timmmaaay October 13, 2010

twittled

An LED Ticker display capable of showing a Twitter feed

Messagemaker TwittLED used to show tweets in retail store

by Bertiebloke December 09, 2013

Twittle Berry

An annoying dude who has nothing going on. Usually that annoying friend who you can't get to leave your house and who is always around when you dont want them to be. They are around you so much that they appear to be gay and has a thing for you. Someone who comes over and smells like death took a dump on them and then they rolled around in it, then want to stand over your shoulder.

Someone who is really lame and sucks at life.

That one friend that when you and your girlfriend are having a fight, they say their two cents and it makes the situation worse and then leaves.

A 40 year old man in a late 20's guy who dresses like a 60 year old man and has the common sense of a 15 year old.

I was at the store the other day and I ran into Twittle Berry!

Dude actin like Twittle Berry!

The Twittle Berry Clause

Dude, I call him Twittle Berry cause he's just so lame!

by Capcom The Cloud March 16, 2010

twittle dicking

The act of wasting time or staling.

My husband and I are late for a wedding because we wont stop twittle dicking around.

by cuntmuffin6626 July 02, 2017