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The act of a twat taking a piddle (more commonly referred to as a female urinating)
"I couldn't hold it anymore! We stopped the car so I could twittle!"
by brentionary March 17, 2009
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The horrible moment when you realise that you have accidentally done something very slightly wrong which has very bad (usually embarassing) implications for you. This is typically the moment of realisation that you just sent a dirty text message to a close member of family, typically your mother, rather than the intended recipient.
Message: "i'm free this afternoon so come over and fuck me senseless, my parents will be out all day"
Recipient: Mum
Message Sent
- Onosecond occurs here -
by Jimmed September 26, 2006
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The thing you use to do with your thumbs before Twitter came along.
I remember back in the good ole days when we would thumb wrestle and pick our noses. Now all people do with there thumbs is text or Twittle on Twitter.
by Timmmaaay October 12, 2010
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Also known as a twin. Two brothers / sisters in a fraternity / sororityof which both have the same big brother / sister.
OMG my twittle and I both have the same big sister, that makes us twittles!
by ninerwun December 02, 2010
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As a noun, a young girl's snatch, a fresh tuna sandwich, bootytwatcunt, as a verb, the act of licking or kissing female genitlia
Look at the twittle at that bitch, she makes her momma proud!
Maurice was going to twittle that clam but said it reeked so bad he couln't go down
by Jagger Shaft May 21, 2006
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