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twitshit 

twittering while taking a dump, sometimes about the dump itself
i'm going to take a twitshit now, brb
twitshit by poptix June 30, 2009
Words you can keep

twitshit 

1) Useless and uninteresting tweets about something nobody cares about, most probably the result of the overexcessive use of Twitter.

2) A large amount of tweets in a short period of time.

3) An unreadable tweet, probably due to textspeak.
1) Kim just tweeted: "getting out of bed". What a bunch of twitshit!

2) Damn, she just posted like 15 tweets in 45 minutes! She always postes twitshit like that

3) m1k3137: "cr@z7, 1 kn0 r1gh5??"
paul87: @m1k3137, twitshit!
twitshit by lifeislikeadicegame January 7, 2011

twitshit 

A twitshit is where you take a crap and when you're done you twitpic the result.
1. This curry is going to lead to a beautiful twitshit.

2. Check out this twitshit I just did on my neighbours porch! (url)

3. I'll be out in a sec, just taking a quick twitshit. It's too good to simply flush!
twitshit by Mellow Bob October 7, 2009

twitshit 

An annoying stupid lame postings on twitter, much like a irritating scuttlebutt except this one is brought into your home over broadband.
Aparently @wasteofspace just bought milk, what a load of twitshit
twitshit by invalidrecord July 6, 2009
A derogatory term for the complete dribble that has spilled from the pen of Stephenie Meyer and infected the minds of the world.

The Twilight series is, in case you have not already noticed, possibly the worst set of books ever created in the world, and will soon be forgotten in the dark depths of history.
"My God! You're reading the TwiShit Series?"
TwiShit by Nikolai Borlaschk October 23, 2008
Anything on a twat(pussy) that should not be there.
Go to the bathroom and clean that twatshit off. Then I'll fuck you.
Twatshit by adcadc April 22, 2008

twitshitting 

Anytime when Donald Trump uses Twitter for any reason.
Instead of focusing on the impact of Hurricane Dorian, Trump will spend the next 48 hours Twitshitting about all of this as Fake News!
twitshitting by daychristo September 4, 2019
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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