twitshit

twittering while taking a dump, sometimes about the dump itself

i'm going to take a twitshit now, brb

by poptix June 30, 2009

twitshit

1) Useless and uninteresting tweets about something nobody cares about, most probably the result of the overexcessive use of Twitter.

2) A large amount of tweets in a short period of time.

3) An unreadable tweet, probably due to textspeak.

1) Kim just tweeted: "getting out of bed". What a bunch of twitshit!

2) Damn, she just posted like 15 tweets in 45 minutes! She always postes twitshit like that

3) m1k3137: "cr@z7, 1 kn0 r1gh5??"
paul87: @m1k3137, twitshit!

by lifeislikeadicegame January 7, 2011

twitshit

A twitshit is where you take a crap and when you're done you twitpic the result.

1. This curry is going to lead to a beautiful twitshit.

2. Check out this twitshit I just did on my neighbours porch! (url)

3. I'll be out in a sec, just taking a quick twitshit. It's too good to simply flush!

by Mellow Bob October 7, 2009

twitshit

An annoying stupid lame postings on twitter, much like a irritating scuttlebutt except this one is brought into your home over broadband.

Aparently @wasteofspace just bought milk, what a load of twitshit

by invalidrecord July 6, 2009

TwiShit

A derogatory term for the complete dribble that has spilled from the pen of Stephenie Meyer and infected the minds of the world.

The Twilight series is, in case you have not already noticed, possibly the worst set of books ever created in the world, and will soon be forgotten in the dark depths of history.

"My God! You're reading the TwiShit Series?"

by Nikolai Borlaschk October 23, 2008

Twatshit

Anything on a twat(pussy) that should not be there.

Go to the bathroom and clean that twatshit off. Then I'll fuck you.

by adcadc April 22, 2008

twitshitting

Anytime when Donald Trump uses Twitter for any reason.

Instead of focusing on the impact of Hurricane Dorian, Trump will spend the next 48 hours Twitshitting about all of this as Fake News!

by daychristo September 4, 2019