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Draco dormiens nunquam titilandus

never tickle a sleeping dragon! ever!
dude, Draco dormiens nunquam titilandus!!!

Titiland 

A place where you worship your own titi.
They even have their own religion called titi religion where you look at it and just meditate. Legends say that you can use your titi as a calculator, but only asians can do that. This land is owned by a fortnite addict, who is also known as a tt teacher, some say it is owned by a kpop girl who can also be called a tt teacher.
Pablo: So how was the maths exam?
Ling: It was good, I didn’t even have to use a calculator.
Pablo: You are asian.
Ling: I did use my TITI though.
Pablo:
Ling:
Pablo: nice
Ling: if you want to learn that, you should go to titiland, my senpai taught me.
Pablo: I don’t have time, I’ve got to pay mi amigo Sanchez back because I accidentally snorted his marijuana.
Titiland by Jjavi5_804x-x May 21, 2019
Drowning in Tits. Similar to Quicksand
No, I don't need help, it's only Titsand
Titsand by Thunderball2397 January 12, 2018
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
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