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When a testicle is twisted due to impact or positioning and must be manually maneuvered into an anatomically correct position.
Zac B. could not sit down for days because of the excruciating pain caused by a raging twistacle.
twistacle by SD January 18, 2005
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Twisticle 

Twisticle is common medic slang for testicular torsion. This occurs when the testicle twists inside the scrotum and blood flow to the testicle is restricted. The treatment includes turning the testicle in the direction you turn pages in a book. Testicle death can result from a twisticle and it should be taken to a doctor immediately.
Johnny gave himself a twisticle to stop his premature problem and had to have his nuts removed.
Twisticle by UrbanTwisticle January 1, 2012

twisticles 

Emily dida number on my balls, now I have twisticles!
twisticles by urbandickchinairy February 8, 2007

Twistaflexing 

The over exaggeration of every movement of the body from someone high on methamphetamines. The user will twist and flex and bend their body in unusual and unnatural ways with every body movement. This typically happens when the user has been awake with no sleep for way to long. Methamphetamines does not effect every person that uses in this way.
Look at the way that tweaker is walking, he's a twistaflexing professional.
Twistaflexing by PrincessPearl85 April 12, 2020

twistables 

the small projection in which the mammary ducts of female mammals terminate and from which milk can be secreted.
''i can see that guys twistables through his shirt''
twistables by cadoobaqueen July 16, 2022

testaclees

An ancient god worshipped by homos who is said that could offer a rain of beautiful naked men for other men only and would exterminate women, until he was banned by subsequent social acceptance. He sits alongside Satan waiting for bad homos to come to hell so he can please them with many anorguysm
After having an extremely gay sausage and mayo breakfast, Cash offered his blessings to testaclees
testaclees by Father EEP January 18, 2008

Testacle Receptacle

A woman who is used for sex only for pleasurable purposes
Kevin needed to let off some steam so he found himself a testacle receptacle.
Testacle Receptacle by ss22b March 5, 2011
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