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Twisticle 

Twisticle is common medic slang for testicular torsion. This occurs when the testicle twists inside the scrotum and blood flow to the testicle is restricted. The treatment includes turning the testicle in the direction you turn pages in a book. Testicle death can result from a twisticle and it should be taken to a doctor immediately.
Johnny gave himself a twisticle to stop his premature problem and had to have his nuts removed.
Twisticle by UrbanTwisticle January 1, 2012

twisticles 

Emily dida number on my balls, now I have twisticles!
twisticles by urbandickchinairy February 8, 2007

Twistaflexing 

The over exaggeration of every movement of the body from someone high on methamphetamines. The user will twist and flex and bend their body in unusual and unnatural ways with every body movement. This typically happens when the user has been awake with no sleep for way to long. Methamphetamines does not effect every person that uses in this way.
Look at the way that tweaker is walking, he's a twistaflexing professional.
Twistaflexing by PrincessPearl85 April 12, 2020

twistables 

the small projection in which the mammary ducts of female mammals terminate and from which milk can be secreted.
''i can see that guys twistables through his shirt''
twistables by cadoobaqueen July 16, 2022

testaclees

An ancient god worshipped by homos who is said that could offer a rain of beautiful naked men for other men only and would exterminate women, until he was banned by subsequent social acceptance. He sits alongside Satan waiting for bad homos to come to hell so he can please them with many anorguysm
After having an extremely gay sausage and mayo breakfast, Cash offered his blessings to testaclees
testaclees by Father EEP January 18, 2008

Testacle Receptacle

A woman who is used for sex only for pleasurable purposes
Kevin needed to let off some steam so he found himself a testacle receptacle.
Testacle Receptacle by ss22b March 5, 2011
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sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026
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