Definitions by urbandickchinairy

Warm Take 

A mildly hot take. A non-controversial and inoffensive opinion.

My warm take is that President Trump is not the best President we've ever had.

Warm Take by urbandickchinairy July 26, 2020

ookie dookie 

A variation on the popular game ookie cookie.

A bunch of guys stand in a circle with a dookie in the middle. and then they all have to ejaculate onto the dookie and the last guy to cum has to eat it. Hence the "ookie".

Gabe, Josh, and Jackson came over, and we engaged in a spirited round of ookie dookie.

ookie dookie by urbandickchinairy June 17, 2019

omarosa 

An unlikely ally. A friend by way of sharing a common enemy.

I don't like really like that guy, but after seeing him stand up to that bully, he's my omarosa.

omarosa by urbandickchinairy August 15, 2018

washing the fruit 

This is when you put your twig and berries in the sink at home, office, or public restroom.

Josh was caught washing the fruit at the office.

washing the fruit by urbandickchinairy August 2, 2016

batwings in the cave 

a combination of bat wings and bats in the cave. meaning having a pair of sweaty balls in your nose.

Hey dude, want a tissue? You've got batwings in the cave!

batwings in the cave by urbandickchinairy March 30, 2008

baguette 

a female version of douchebag

Look at all those douchebags and baguettes standing over there! They're giving me douche chills!

baguette by urbandickchinairy March 30, 2008

bicycle frown 

The opposite of a bicycle smile.

This occurs when a woman is riding a bicycle (or horse), makes an awkward or uncomfortable turn, and finds the bicycle seat up in them guts.

Jessie had a bicycle frown making that turn onto 37th street. Ouch!

bicycle frown by urbandickchinairy March 3, 2008