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nosejob

The act of performing oral sex on one's nose. Quite literally, blowing their nose.
I gave Laine a nosejob until she sneezed all over my face.
by urbandickchinairy February 9, 2008
mugGet the nosejobmug.

bicycle frown

The opposite of a bicycle smile.

This occurs when a woman is riding a bicycle (or horse), makes an awkward or uncomfortable turn, and finds the bicycle seat up in them guts.
Jessie had a bicycle frown making that turn onto 37th street. Ouch!
by urbandickchinairy March 3, 2008
mugGet the bicycle frownmug.

batwings in the cave

a combination of bat wings and bats in the cave. meaning having a pair of sweaty balls in your nose.
Hey dude, want a tissue? You've got batwings in the cave!
by urbandickchinairy March 30, 2008
mugGet the batwings in the cavemug.

omarosa

An unlikely ally. A friend by way of sharing a common enemy.
I don't like really like that guy, but after seeing him stand up to that bully, he's my omarosa.
by urbandickchinairy August 15, 2018
mugGet the omarosamug.

baguette

Look at all those douchebags and baguettes standing over there! They're giving me douche chills!
by urbandickchinairy March 30, 2008
mugGet the baguettemug.

twisticles

Emily dida number on my balls, now I have twisticles!
by urbandickchinairy February 8, 2007
mugGet the twisticlesmug.

quantum leap

Getting intoxicated to the point of waking up in another time and place
I drank a couple Harvey Wallbangers, and things got out of hand. Next thing I know, I had quantum leaped and woke up on the floor of a bank.
by urbandickchinairy January 24, 2008
mugGet the quantum leapmug.

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