nosejob

The act of performing oral sex on one's nose. Quite literally, blowing their nose.

I gave Laine a nosejob until she sneezed all over my face.

by urbandickchinairy February 09, 2008

quantum leap

Getting intoxicated to the point of waking up in another time and place

I drank a couple Harvey Wallbangers, and things got out of hand. Next thing I know, I had quantum leaped and woke up on the floor of a bank.

by urbandickchinairy January 24, 2008

bicycle frown

The opposite of a bicycle smile.

This occurs when a woman is riding a bicycle (or horse), makes an awkward or uncomfortable turn, and finds the bicycle seat up in them guts.

Jessie had a bicycle frown making that turn onto 37th street. Ouch!

by urbandickchinairy March 03, 2008

lollapalosers

The douchebags who invade Chicago on the weekend of Lollapalooza.

The train was crowded with Lollapalosers.

by urbandickchinairy August 05, 2007

twisticles

a pair of testicles that are twisted up

Emily dida number on my balls, now I have twisticles!

by urbandickchinairy February 08, 2007

omarosa

An unlikely ally. A friend by way of sharing a common enemy.

I don't like really like that guy, but after seeing him stand up to that bully, he's my omarosa.

by urbandickchinairy August 15, 2018

baguette

a female version of douchebag

Look at all those douchebags and baguettes standing over there! They're giving me douche chills!

by urbandickchinairy March 30, 2008