quantum leap

Getting intoxicated to the point of waking up in another time and place

I drank a couple Harvey Wallbangers, and things got out of hand. Next thing I know, I had quantum leaped and woke up on the floor of a bank.

by urbandickchinairy January 24, 2008

bicycle frown

The opposite of a bicycle smile.

This occurs when a woman is riding a bicycle (or horse), makes an awkward or uncomfortable turn, and finds the bicycle seat up in them guts.

Jessie had a bicycle frown making that turn onto 37th street. Ouch!

by urbandickchinairy March 03, 2008

get surgical

Acting with a combination of precision and intensity. Often performing small tasks.

Jackson's about to get surgical on that gyro sandwich.

by urbandickchinairy January 26, 2008

washing the fruit

This is when you put your twig and berries in the sink at home, office, or public restroom.

Josh was caught washing the fruit at the office.

by urbandickchinairy August 02, 2016

lollapalosers

The douchebags who invade Chicago on the weekend of Lollapalooza.

The train was crowded with Lollapalosers.

by urbandickchinairy August 05, 2007

nosejob

The act of performing oral sex on one's nose. Quite literally, blowing their nose.

I gave Laine a nosejob until she sneezed all over my face.

by urbandickchinairy February 09, 2008

twisticles

a pair of testicles that are twisted up

Emily dida number on my balls, now I have twisticles!

by urbandickchinairy February 08, 2007