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excruciating 

.To inflict severe pain on; torture.
.To inflict great mental distress on
When someone kicks u in the nuts...get it..that kinda pain
excruciating by Kanak March 28, 2005

excruciating discomfort 

The extremely unpleasant sensation caused by an eyelash lodged in your eye.
While my hot, insatiable librarian lover was straddling me, she expertly removed a stray eyelash just before it entered my eye, thereby saving me from excruciating discomfort.

excruciatingly 

ref; to extreme pain, severe discomfort (-applied to human physical attributes, it refers to something on the edge of reality, as we know it, ie; so good it hurts!)
she was excruciatingly pretty

he was excruciatingly attractive

her butt was excruciatingly perky
excruciatingly by michael foolsley December 8, 2009

excruciatingly 

ref; to extreme pain, severe discomfort (-applied to human physical attributes, it refers to something on the edge of reality, as we know it)
she was excruciatingly pretty

he was excruciatingly attractive

her butt was excruciatingly perky
excruciatingly by michael foolsley December 8, 2009

Excruiting 

To get back with your ex. Usually some time after a particularly bad breakup, when you think the person has changed for the better. Generally followed by the "rebreakup". (Alternately: Ex-Recruiting)
Person A: "Yo, Tara just got back with Evan!"
Person B: "Didn't they break up forever ago?"
Person A: "Yeah, she's excruiting."
Excruiting by R.D. Vance January 6, 2008
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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