While my hot, insatiable librarian lover was straddling me, she expertly removed a stray eyelash just before it entered my eye, thereby saving me from excruciating discomfort.

excruciating discomfort by Naughty Jazzy May 17, 2008

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excruciatingly

ref; to extreme pain, severe discomfort (-applied to human physical attributes, it refers to something on the edge of reality, as we know it, ie; so good it hurts!)

she was excruciatingly pretty

he was excruciatingly attractive

her butt was excruciatingly perky

excruciatingly by michael foolsley December 8, 2009

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excruciatingly

ref; to extreme pain, severe discomfort (-applied to human physical attributes, it refers to something on the edge of reality, as we know it)

she was excruciatingly pretty

he was excruciatingly attractive

her butt was excruciatingly perky

excruciatingly by michael foolsley December 8, 2009

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Excruiting

To get back with your ex. Usually some time after a particularly bad breakup, when you think the person has changed for the better. Generally followed by the "rebreakup". (Alternately: Ex-Recruiting)

Person A: "Yo, Tara just got back with Evan!"
Person B: "Didn't they break up forever ago?"
Person A: "Yeah, she's excruiting."

Excruiting by R.D. Vance January 6, 2008

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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