twisticles
twisticles by urbandickchinairy February 8, 2007
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twisticles
Leah: Hey Ken, why is Tomerson walking like that?
Ken: He woke up with twisticles.
Leah: Twisticles.... does it hurt?
Ken: Imagine waking up with you left tit in your right armpit.
Ken: He woke up with twisticles.
Leah: Twisticles.... does it hurt?
Ken: Imagine waking up with you left tit in your right armpit.
twisticles by fusterclucker December 9, 2012
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twisticles • Moliver twisticles • twinticles • toasticles • Tasticles • testiclese • titsticles • tainticles • Tiesticles • Twesticle
Moliver twisticles
A Moliver Twisticles is the name you give to someone who is your best friend, soul mate and companion. There is never a dull moment with a Moliver Twisticles, they’ll always be up for a laugh. They’d never hurt you and are forever trustworthy. Moliver Twisticles is a loyal friend and partner and everyone gets on with them. They’re kind and caring, honest and humble. They’ll help keep you grounded.
They love to party and have a good time.
Never hurt a Moliver Twisticles because there’s only a few of them around and once you lose one it’s hard to find another.
They love to party and have a good time.
Never hurt a Moliver Twisticles because there’s only a few of them around and once you lose one it’s hard to find another.
Moliver twisticles by MRJT98 November 23, 2021
Teasticles
Teasticles by meowlnir June 28, 2016
Twisticle
Twisticle is common medic slang for testicular torsion. This occurs when the testicle twists inside the scrotum and blood flow to the testicle is restricted. The treatment includes turning the testicle in the direction you turn pages in a book. Testicle death can result from a twisticle and it should be taken to a doctor immediately.
Twisticle by UrbanTwisticle January 1, 2012
Testiclese
The Greek hero and lesser known brother of Achilles. Son of Thetis and Peleus, he was untouchable in war and defeated untold numbers of warriors and heroes.
He was undefeated in battle, but fell and was slain at an after-battle-party when a stray (unknowingly enchanted) stone, launched from the sling of a child playing a game called 'catapult' struck a distracted Testiclese while he was chugging wine in a contest. He fell to his knees, coughing and spurting wine from his mouth, and then curled up into the fetal position in which he expired due to the enchanted qualities of the unusual stone.
Henceforth, as it was known through his brother Achilles' experience what a principle weakness a person's Achilles tendon is, it was known that being hit in the nuts is a principle weakness of men; because that shit fucking hurts.
He was undefeated in battle, but fell and was slain at an after-battle-party when a stray (unknowingly enchanted) stone, launched from the sling of a child playing a game called 'catapult' struck a distracted Testiclese while he was chugging wine in a contest. He fell to his knees, coughing and spurting wine from his mouth, and then curled up into the fetal position in which he expired due to the enchanted qualities of the unusual stone.
Henceforth, as it was known through his brother Achilles' experience what a principle weakness a person's Achilles tendon is, it was known that being hit in the nuts is a principle weakness of men; because that shit fucking hurts.
Your friend: "Dude, that guy Ted was definitely winning that fight until that pussy Frank kicked him in the nuts. Then Frank just beat the shit out of him as Ted crinkled to the floor. What a cheap shot that was from Frank. Reminds you of when that Greek hero Testiclese was killed by that stone to the nuts right?"
Your answer: "Right!"
Your answer: "Right!"
Testiclese by mWEEDo January 21, 2011
titsicles
titsicles by HAHAAMITSGAY June 21, 2010
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