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twisticles 

Emily dida number on my balls, now I have twisticles!
twisticles by urbandickchinairy February 8, 2007
When a testicle is twisted due to impact or positioning and must be manually maneuvered into an anatomically correct position.
Zac B. could not sit down for days because of the excruciating pain caused by a raging twistacle.
twistacle by SD January 18, 2005

Twistaflexing 

The over exaggeration of every movement of the body from someone high on methamphetamines. The user will twist and flex and bend their body in unusual and unnatural ways with every body movement. This typically happens when the user has been awake with no sleep for way to long. Methamphetamines does not effect every person that uses in this way.
Look at the way that tweaker is walking, he's a twistaflexing professional.
Twistaflexing by PrincessPearl85 April 12, 2020

Twistaflexin 

So twacked back and flailed out that you are twisting and moving so uncontrollably that everyone cant help but stare at your ass!
Look at that mofo just straight twistaflexin!!
Twistaflexin by DawnNichole#1* March 12, 2020

twistaflex 

When you've been awake for a few days and have no control over your limbs! They twist and flex on their own accord
Damn did u see that tweeker all twistaflex'n in Walmart?
twistaflex by Devourme June 4, 2018

twisticles 

The uncomfortable male dilemma, when your balls get twisted and stuck to your leg.
Leah: Hey Ken, why is Tomerson walking like that?
Ken: He woke up with twisticles.
Leah: Twisticles.... does it hurt?
Ken: Imagine waking up with you left tit in your right armpit.
twisticles by fusterclucker December 9, 2012
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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