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TWATCHEY
To be a TWATCHEY you are: Perverted by nature and desperate by choice. Desperate in both wanting friends and wanting hot woman to the point that you would perform such action such as walking around like a dog and fake defecating on the floor for a few laughs. Rejects women for looks but yet wines that no girl likes them and telling others about their romantic lives while they have none of there own. There can be over thousands in the world, and will be most likely copying Ifunny and in the corner of the party or being a dipshit in the center.
TWATCHEY by Nick Stearns December 17, 2014
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Yer da teaches zumba
Scottish insult- ''Your dad teaches zumba lessons''
The ultimate scottish insult. When this is said the recipient will proceed to get a gun and just end it all.
The ultimate scottish insult. When this is said the recipient will proceed to get a gun and just end it all.
Yer da teaches zumba by Wallace736 November 23, 2016
Twatchers
is a person that waits for you to tweet something , then talks about what you tweet in they're next tweet (subtweet) ..
" DAMN ! I am too cute today . Wearin my cute heels & this tight dress :) "
" she know good & well she aint cute "
*the last person was a Twatchers*
" she know good & well she aint cute "
*the last person was a Twatchers*
Twatchers by to RAW for you August 4, 2011
bigalow teachest
an intimate move during sex where the man places his penis in between a girls breasts and ejaculates, he then feeds her the ejaculate by dipping his balls in the ejaculate and putting them in her mouth and letting them sit like a tea bag.
bigalow teachest by REAAAZY July 20, 2007
twatchety
My English teacher is really twatchety.
twatcher
A twatcher is someone who just reads other peoples twitter feeds and doesn't contribute anything of their own to the conversation--a twitter voyeur. A twatcher may or may not have a twitter account of their own.
Sarah: Did you see that textsfromlastnight Kyle tweeted last night. Haha, two guys.
Becky: You're not on twitter, how did you see that?
Sarah: Umm, it's called an RSS feed.
Becky: Girl, you are such a twatcher!
Sarah: I don't like using at signs and you know that!
Becky: You're not on twitter, how did you see that?
Sarah: Umm, it's called an RSS feed.
Becky: Girl, you are such a twatcher!
Sarah: I don't like using at signs and you know that!
twatcher by topherjaynes February 25, 2010
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square grouper
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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Bunhead
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
trucker's tan
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
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kidulting
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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