TWATCHEY

To be a TWATCHEY you are: Perverted by nature and desperate by choice. Desperate in both wanting friends and wanting hot woman to the point that you would perform such action such as walking around like a dog and fake defecating on the floor for a few laughs. Rejects women for looks but yet wines that no girl likes them and telling others about their romantic lives while they have none of there own. There can be over thousands in the world, and will be most likely copying Ifunny and in the corner of the party or being a dipshit in the center.

"My friend Nick can be a nice guy but sometimes hes such a TWATCHEY when hes around other people!"

by Nick Stearns December 17, 2014

Twatchers

is a person that waits for you to tweet something , then talks about what you tweet in they're next tweet (subtweet) ..

" DAMN ! I am too cute today . Wearin my cute heels & this tight dress :) "

" she know good & well she aint cute "
*the last person was a Twatchers*

by to RAW for you August 4, 2011

twatchety

A person who acts like a cranky old twat

My English teacher is really twatchety.

by Nick Fura October 23, 2022

twatcher

A twatcher is someone who just reads other peoples twitter feeds and doesn't contribute anything of their own to the conversation--a twitter voyeur. A twatcher may or may not have a twitter account of their own.

Sarah: Did you see that textsfromlastnight Kyle tweeted last night. Haha, two guys.
Becky: You're not on twitter, how did you see that?
Sarah: Umm, it's called an RSS feed.
Becky: Girl, you are such a twatcher!
Sarah: I don't like using at signs and you know that!

by topherjaynes February 25, 2010

Twatcher

Someone that secretly watches a woman masturbate. A specialized pervert.

Karen, I drove by your house last night and there was a twatcher outside your window watching you destroy your genitals.

by Off Grid Dave September 8, 2019

Twatcher

Someone who is on twitter following a whole lot of people. Never tweets anything but watching watever body else is saying cause they dont have no life.

If you twatchin, this tweet is for you twatcher!

by Dezjae05 September 8, 2010

Twatched

A stretched twat.
The act of stretching a twat.

I totally twatched that chick with my junk.

by victorrrrrrrriaaaa *- April 14, 2009