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twitcher 

twitcher is a slur used to disrcimate people with illnesses like parkinsons and tourrette because of their uncontrollable muscle movements
person 1:'hello twitcher'
person 2:'its not funny to call me a twitcher because i have parkinsons'
twitcher by a_germandude January 7, 2021

Teachers Puss 

Another term to describe a fat upper pubic area (fupa) or Gunt... The term came out of the observation that the majority of female high school teachers above the age of 40 have a gunt...
1st student: Yo that 3rd period biology substitute was a hottie!

2nd student: Dude are you blind?? She had a BIG old teachers puss!
Teachers Puss by Rawkus October 25, 2012

curtain twitcher 

Someone with nothing better to do than to spy on their neighbours for signs of petty wrongdoing. A derogatory term for members of the neighbourhood watch and other such organisations.

The term refers to the only sign of their presence - curtains twitching in suburban dwellings as they peek out at whatever might be going on outside.

Has absolutely nothing to do with homosexuality, except where homosexuality is illegal and thus something else for the curtain-twitchers to report to the authorities.
"Letting the deranged curtain twitcher at Snout’s Cottage gather “intelligence” about her neighbours reminds me of East Germany before the Wall came down."
curtain twitcher by Awffle May 28, 2009

Curtain Twitcher 

That one nosey neighbour who watches your every move.
I came home from work the other day got out of the car & felt a vibe I was being watched,Look up & there he/she was with the curtains pulled to one side looking out,

Every time I start my lawnmower to cut the grass there he/she is gawking out,Bloody curtain twitchers f off you nosey b**tards
Curtain Twitcher by HSmith0706 August 24, 2019

Margret Thatcher

MARGRET THATCHER IS DEAD!
DING DONG THE WICKED BITCH IS DEAD!
ITS A SHAME THE BITCH DIDN’T DIE 87 YEARS AGO!
ITS A SHAME THE IRA DIDN’T KILL THE BITCH!
To Margret Thatcher:
OBJECTS THAT IV’E SHOVED UP MY ASS! PENCILS, UMBRELLAS, BROOMSTICK HANDLES..........

TWATCHEY 

To be a TWATCHEY you are: Perverted by nature and desperate by choice. Desperate in both wanting friends and wanting hot woman to the point that you would perform such action such as walking around like a dog and fake defecating on the floor for a few laughs. Rejects women for looks but yet wines that no girl likes them and telling others about their romantic lives while they have none of there own. There can be over thousands in the world, and will be most likely copying Ifunny and in the corner of the party or being a dipshit in the center.
"My friend Nick can be a nice guy but sometimes hes such a TWATCHEY when hes around other people!"
TWATCHEY by Nick Stearns December 17, 2014
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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