twatchety
My English teacher is really twatchety.
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TWATCHEY
To be a TWATCHEY you are: Perverted by nature and desperate by choice. Desperate in both wanting friends and wanting hot woman to the point that you would perform such action such as walking around like a dog and fake defecating on the floor for a few laughs. Rejects women for looks but yet wines that no girl likes them and telling others about their romantic lives while they have none of there own. There can be over thousands in the world, and will be most likely copying Ifunny and in the corner of the party or being a dipshit in the center.
TWATCHEY by Nick Stearns December 17, 2014
Tratchet
'Tratchet' is a combination of the words 'trash' and 'ratchet'. It can used to describe a situation, object, person, etc. as ghetto, broken, raggedy, annoying, messed up, and unattractive.
Example #1:
*Your teacher gave you a detention for cursing at another student*
You: "That's so tratchet! I didn't even do anything!"
Example#2:
*A girl in your grade got mad at you because you stepped on her dusty Air Forces*
Girl: "Ugh these were brand new!"
You: "Girl shut up nobody cares about your tratchet shoes!"
*Your teacher gave you a detention for cursing at another student*
You: "That's so tratchet! I didn't even do anything!"
Example#2:
*A girl in your grade got mad at you because you stepped on her dusty Air Forces*
Girl: "Ugh these were brand new!"
You: "Girl shut up nobody cares about your tratchet shoes!"
Tratchet by QuirkyGurl06 April 3, 2022
Twatchers
is a person that waits for you to tweet something , then talks about what you tweet in they're next tweet (subtweet) ..
" DAMN ! I am too cute today . Wearin my cute heels & this tight dress :) "
" she know good & well she aint cute "
*the last person was a Twatchers*
" she know good & well she aint cute "
*the last person was a Twatchers*
Twatchers by to RAW for you August 4, 2011
twatcher
A twatcher is someone who just reads other peoples twitter feeds and doesn't contribute anything of their own to the conversation--a twitter voyeur. A twatcher may or may not have a twitter account of their own.
Sarah: Did you see that textsfromlastnight Kyle tweeted last night. Haha, two guys.
Becky: You're not on twitter, how did you see that?
Sarah: Umm, it's called an RSS feed.
Becky: Girl, you are such a twatcher!
Sarah: I don't like using at signs and you know that!
Becky: You're not on twitter, how did you see that?
Sarah: Umm, it's called an RSS feed.
Becky: Girl, you are such a twatcher!
Sarah: I don't like using at signs and you know that!
twatcher by topherjaynes February 25, 2010
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