twatcher 

A twatcher is someone who just reads other peoples twitter feeds and doesn't contribute anything of their own to the conversation--a twitter voyeur. A twatcher may or may not have a twitter account of their own.

Sarah: Did you see that textsfromlastnight Kyle tweeted last night. Haha, two guys.
Becky: You're not on twitter, how did you see that?
Sarah: Umm, it's called an RSS feed.
Becky: Girl, you are such a twatcher!
Sarah: I don't like using at signs and you know that!

twatcher by topherjaynes February 25, 2010

Twatcher 

Someone that secretly watches a woman masturbate. A specialized pervert.

Karen, I drove by your house last night and there was a twatcher outside your window watching you destroy your genitals.

Twatcher by Off Grid Dave September 8, 2019

Twatcher 

Someone who is on twitter following a whole lot of people. Never tweets anything but watching watever body else is saying cause they dont have no life.

If you twatchin, this tweet is for you twatcher!

Twatcher by Dezjae05 September 8, 2010

twitcher 

twitcher is a slur used to disrcimate people with illnesses like parkinsons and tourrette because of their uncontrollable muscle movements

person 1:'hello twitcher'
person 2:'its not funny to call me a twitcher because i have parkinsons'

twitcher by a_germandude January 7, 2021

curtain twitcher 

Someone with nothing better to do than to spy on their neighbours for signs of petty wrongdoing. A derogatory term for members of the neighbourhood watch and other such organisations.

The term refers to the only sign of their presence - curtains twitching in suburban dwellings as they peek out at whatever might be going on outside.

Has absolutely nothing to do with homosexuality, except where homosexuality is illegal and thus something else for the curtain-twitchers to report to the authorities.

"Letting the deranged curtain twitcher at Snout’s Cottage gather “intelligence” about her neighbours reminds me of East Germany before the Wall came down."

curtain twitcher by Awffle May 28, 2009

Curtain Twitcher 

That one nosey neighbour who watches your every move.

I came home from work the other day got out of the car & felt a vibe I was being watched,Look up & there he/she was with the curtains pulled to one side looking out,

Every time I start my lawnmower to cut the grass there he/she is gawking out,Bloody curtain twitchers f off you nosey b**tards

Curtain Twitcher by HSmith0706 August 24, 2019

Margret Thatcher

MARGRET THATCHER IS DEAD!
DING DONG THE WICKED BITCH IS DEAD!
ITS A SHAME THE BITCH DIDN’T DIE 87 YEARS AGO!
ITS A SHAME THE IRA DIDN’T KILL THE BITCH!

To Margret Thatcher:
OBJECTS THAT IV’E SHOVED UP MY ASS! PENCILS, UMBRELLAS, BROOMSTICK HANDLES..........

Margret Thatcher by Ronald Childmolester McDonald November 6, 2020