twatterism
twatterism by The curious bibliophile September 11, 2018
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twatticism
twatticism by hwojciechowski June 19, 2011
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Twitterista
Twitterista by VeeeGeee January 15, 2010
twattering
The sharing of way too many banal entries on twitter from a person who thinks twittering make them famous.
When I saw Jen had written four entries in her twitter profile before noon about cleaning her apartment, I realized she was twattering again today.
twattering by AS_King August 23, 2008
Twattering
The use of self pitying, banal, inane or downright uninteresting status updates via facebook or Twitter, aimed at generating pity or attention in comment form.
Jane is getting ready to go work, or Jane is wondering why everything in her life is going wrong. Both examples of twattering.
Twattering by Richard Drebin December 16, 2008
twitterism
Deep insights about life in 140 chars or less. Stems from the microblogging service Twitter that allows posts of up to 140 characters. Coined in a tweet on May 7, 2007.
Subjective idealism twitterism: "If a tree falls in the forest and noone is there to Twitter about it, did it really happen at all?"
Sacred Emily's twitterism: "A twitterism is a twitterism is a twitterism"
Descartes' twitterism: "I twitter, therefore I am"
Sacred Emily's twitterism: "A twitterism is a twitterism is a twitterism"
Descartes' twitterism: "I twitter, therefore I am"
twitterism by Jens Roland May 30, 2008
Twitterish
An adjective used to describe someone (very) active on Twitter.
For the average internet-goer, being Twitterish only lasts for a short period of time after a Twitter account is acquired.
Becoming Twitterish may occur after someone realizes that have a large sum of followers (more than one), and feel that they would be let down if that someone doesn't tweet.
For the average internet-goer, being Twitterish only lasts for a short period of time after a Twitter account is acquired.
Becoming Twitterish may occur after someone realizes that have a large sum of followers (more than one), and feel that they would be let down if that someone doesn't tweet.
Nancy: Dude, ever since Johnny realized he had 3 followers, he's been so Twitterish! He dumped me "for the good of the community!"
Twitterish by LPGhatguy June 28, 2011
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