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Twittercism 

1. Tweets that are critical of others.

2. Any evaluation, assessment, or criticism found on social media, especially Twitter.
There was some legit Twittercism about the play-calling at the end of the game.
Twittercism by Erock187 September 28, 2020
Words you can keep

Twittercism 

Criticism that is given via twitter.
@justinbieber your musics shit and you look like a twat.

@anon hey man dont give me so much twittercism :(
Twittercism by taylortheory August 15, 2012

Twittercism 

What Twitterites do to Facebookers...
Mocking the status use of Facebook as opposed to Twitter
He twittercised her status on Facebook as being too mundane.

That is an obvious twittercism of Facebook.
Twittercism by catahoula March 22, 2009

twatterism 

Any insult that includes a reference to female genitalia.
Harmony was angry at Geoff after he used a twatterism.

Twitterpimp

A. Someone that introduces you to - r solicits you into using Twitter.

B. Someone who is not satisfied with thier own Twitter addiction, and therefore recruits friends, family members, and strangers to join the strange and terrible addiction of 140 words or less
My friend Joe was my Twitterpimp. Prior to meeting him, my life was Twitter - free.
Twitterpimp by Pwrfulblonde February 22, 2009

twitticism 

An idiotic remark uttered by a twit who mistakenly believes he/she is being witty
Bill let loose with a string of twitticisms that proved he is a master of masturbatory thought, not an intellectual.
twitticism by deli-cut June 16, 2004

Twittervision 

Twittervision - "A medical condition where one can only read the first 140 characters. Remaining characters turn red."

Term coined by jcruz and Calestus on twitter.
Dear John, I found someone new and I don't think we can go on seeing each other, I've taken you for all your worth and emptied the humidor,

The rest of the reply is red and since you are color blind, unreadable. Twittervision.
Twittervision by Calestus February 4, 2009
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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