twatenism
twatenism by Amy Street March 18, 2006
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twatterism
twatterism by The curious bibliophile September 11, 2018
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twatenism • tateism • twatism • twaterised • Tavenism • twatterism • Twattism • Twokenism • Don’t water in me
Tateism
Being the motherfuckin Top G.
Tateism
A set of ideologies that are centered primarily around self-improvement and independence.
It exists outside of any religion, and does not discriminate against anyone's personal religious convictions.
Some have criticized it saying it promotes sexism and racism, but in actuality, it promotes living with the sole intent to improve, while leaving behind any people or groups who want to keep you enslaved in the Matrix of western society.
There is nothing in the 41 Tenets that says women are worse than men. On the contrary, the Tenets state that women are meant to be treasured and protected, for they are valuable and vital to our survival.
It exists outside of any religion, and does not discriminate against anyone's personal religious convictions.
Some have criticized it saying it promotes sexism and racism, but in actuality, it promotes living with the sole intent to improve, while leaving behind any people or groups who want to keep you enslaved in the Matrix of western society.
There is nothing in the 41 Tenets that says women are worse than men. On the contrary, the Tenets state that women are meant to be treasured and protected, for they are valuable and vital to our survival.
Tateism by S0m3whatS1mpl3 September 28, 2022
Tateism
Tavenism
A religion around the worship of the demi-god Taven who's transcendence is prophesied by mathematical logic.
Tavenism by daegontaven January 14, 2019
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