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The sharing of way too many banal entries on twitter from a person who thinks twittering make them famous.

When I saw Jen had written four entries in her twitter profile before noon about cleaning her apartment, I realized she was twattering again today.

twattering by AS_King August 23, 2008

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Twattering

The use of self pitying, banal, inane or downright uninteresting status updates via facebook or Twitter, aimed at generating pity or attention in comment form.

Jane is getting ready to go work, or Jane is wondering why everything in her life is going wrong. Both examples of twattering.

Twattering by Richard Drebin December 16, 2008

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TWATTERING

TWATTERING:When you have up to five bitches on twitter that do not know about one another you are dating them and getting all sorts of sexual favours and they have basically been twatted..

usually sad desperate twats..LOL

steve:man i just twattered that brenda bitch last night it was the best twattering i have had in years and none of these bitches know about my twattering!!

TWATTERING by CANTWATATWATTERLOL April 23, 2009

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twattering

Twattering = the art of being bland, boring, useless and very irritating tit. All at once.

The ram was just twattering about

twattering by Thetruthwillout July 22, 2023

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twatterism

Any insult that includes a reference to female genitalia.

Harmony was angry at Geoff after he used a twatterism.

twatterism by The curious bibliophile September 11, 2018

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St. Totteringham's Day

St. Totteringham's Day is the day celebrated by Arsenal F.C. fans when Tottenham Hotspur can no longer finish above Arsenal F.C. in the English Football League by virtue of not being able to catch their rivals, even if they win every remaining game.

Due to its very nature, St Totteringham's Day is moveable and can occur at varying times during the season based on the respective fortunes of Tottenham Hotspur and Arsenal F.C..

In 2007 it is anticipated that St. Totteringham's Day will fall on Saturday 21st April when Arsenal F.C. travel to White Hart Lane; home of the Tottenham Hotspurds.

St. Totteringham's Day by Makams December 25, 2008

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Twlittering

The littering of a Twitter timeline with mindless copy and paste re-tweets, often in order to win some prize or giveaway.

That software promotion has everyone I follow twlittering up my timeline with that stupid message to get that free app.

Twlittering by monkeymojo March 25, 2009

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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Dutty

Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".

"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"

Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003

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