Twattism

It is used instead of Autism as a lesser insult with a british spin on it

This "person" over here is committing an act of Twattism

by BlueScout July 19, 2019

Twattishness

The situation caused by a twat

Throwing the firework in the fire was twattishness behaviour

by lou McCruff March 11, 2015

twautism

A complex psychiatric condition affecting as many as 68 million American women over the age of 19 and characterized by rapid a decline in thought, speech and behavioral patterns, with exacerbations and remissions occurring in close concert with sufferers' menstrual periods.

When Bill saw normally dignified non-demonstrative Heloise screeching curses at the coterie of shitty but otherwise harmless musicians gathered in the public sewer known as the Pearl Street Mall, he was dumbfounded.

"Her?" he said to Ricardo.

Bill's friend leaned in close. "Twautism," he said in grave, conspiratorial tones. "Every goddamn month around this time, you'd swear she'd just eaten a box of thermometers."

by kemibe February 23, 2013

twattish

Having qualities of a twat.

Eminem is brimming with twattish lyrics.

by H TO THE ARLOT December 11, 2002

twatism

Twatism is the art of being a twat. It is NOT the female vagina in this meaning.

Twatism is a collective term for behavior that makes people a 'twat'.

Man: I hate my colleagues!
Woman: twatism is the word you're looking for. you work with twatism

by Jay9887 April 27, 2008

Twattimus Prime

Prime Grade Twat.

I fucked Cassandra last night and she has some Twattimus Prime.

by TheRealCuhhhh August 15, 2019

twattish

Something which gives out the distinct impression that it ought to be a twat even if it doesn't look like one

Erm, i could try to be sensible, but instead i'm going to be both "witty" and "biting" and say YOUR MUMMA!





Sorry

by LordBlunkey July 22, 2004