15 definitions by The curious bibliophile

Someone who describes a sexual encounter very loudly on the phone. Whilst riding public transport.

Nigel got lucky the night before. Now everyone on the bus knows it. He's a right sexophone

It didn't matter how hot Sister Wendy was. Her sacred beaver was strictly off limits.

A euphemism to describe the oozing from and infected orifice.

The part of your stomach that wants a dessert. No matter how full you are.

Sandra enjoyed her seven course dinner. But her pudding pouch still hankered for a Mississippi mud pie.

Criticism designed to make someone quit a job or endeavour.

John wasnt popular in the office. His coworkers used quiticiscm to get him to resign.

The rhythmic calming actions used by hipsters when their favourite coffee shop closes unexpectedly.

Costa had closed for renovation. That sent the hipsters into a flurry of flappuccinos.

An arse so attractive you want to slip your meat between it

He enjoyed seeing her from behind. She had the perfect burger buns.