turbotard 

A rare breed of dumbass who operates at maximum stupidity with zero self-awareness. Think of a regular idiot, now slap a jet engine on their bad decisions, and watch them crash straight into Darwin Award territory. A turbotard doesn’t just fail—they fail spectacularly and loudly, leaving everyone else wondering how they’ve made it this far in life without accidentally deleting themselves from existence.

"That aspie is a turbotard and a genius at the same time, like shrodingers cat."
"She tried to microwave a metal pan and then called 911 when it sparked. Turbotard energy."
"Dude said he was gonna 'build muscle fast' and drank a gallon of raw eggs in one sitting. Guess who spent the night hugging the toilet? Turbotard energy."

turbotard by InBootyITrust January 5, 2025

turdtard 

Slang term for someone who doesn’t know shit.

Well yes it’s true, a turdtard is in fact the polar opposite of a turd savant.

turdtard by Dr Bunnygirl September 16, 2019

Tubolardish 

1. Of or relating to a tub of lard.
2. Demonstrating qualities similar to those of a tub of lard.

Stuart Murdoch said it would tubolardish of Belle and Sebastian not to keep writing songs as great as 'Your Cover's Blown.'

Don't be so tubolardish, you fat loser.

Tubolardish by Yar! A pirate! October 26, 2010

tubolard 

Tubolard is what you call someone really fat. It's a combination of Tub-of-lard

Maddy:Your a tubolard Jeff
Jeff: It's realaxed muscle!

tubolard by waitandbleed September 20, 2005

turbotron 

A wild party including: hot tubs, pterodactyls, chicken patties, space camp stories, frisbees, bug hunting, the viewing of enflamed gasoline coated kitties, and pretty much anything else you damn well feel like doing.

Kate: "What do you want to do this weekend?"
Mal: "Let's have an adventurous turbotron!"
Allison: "Aflack, yeah!"
Sarah: "...Booty."

turbotron by Aflack O'Frac April 26, 2009

Tubetarding

The act of constantly watching you tube bloggers talk crap for hours on end.

Alex, turn that TV off. You a have been Tubetarding for rive hours.

Tubetarding by Stu54 March 8, 2015

Tumbltard 

Typically those that are so PC it's insufferable. People who cannot tolerate the blissfully ignorant, and instead of educating the aforementioned ignorant person, they scurry to Tumblr to announce their disdain over a matter instead of trying to solve it.

If you really want to solve a problem, do it. Don't be another one of those tumbltards.

Tumbltard by DynamoBlu September 22, 2016