turboturd

Theoretically, a difficult excretion of some variety that is timeconsuming and solid. If you can stand to be called a retard because you said it, it is kind of funny and not too dirty.

I am taking a turboturd; just a minute.

by Legatus 1T-TA1 January 6, 2008

turbotron

A wild party including: hot tubs, pterodactyls, chicken patties, space camp stories, frisbees, bug hunting, the viewing of enflamed gasoline coated kitties, and pretty much anything else you damn well feel like doing.

Kate: "What do you want to do this weekend?"
Mal: "Let's have an adventurous turbotron!"
Allison: "Aflack, yeah!"
Sarah: "...Booty."

by Aflack O'Frac April 26, 2009

Turbotid

moving rapidly, widely, or without effort; very fast

a turbotid passenger bus"

by Marc2.0 June 19, 2023

Turbonerd

An uber nerd...ultra nerd...seriously hardcore geek...did you just get pwned on Halo, WoW, Modern Warfare online? It was probably a turbonerd.

(Thanks to the strange and rather sinister 10th grade ginger student of mine for the info)

I hate playing Halo online because the damn turbonerds blow your brains out before you even move

by The Medicated August 28, 2010

turfturd

The piece of playing field that gets caught in the football player's helmet.

Ray Lewis rammed that running back's helmet into the turf so fuckin' hard,the running back had a turfturd caught in his helmet....

by icbmcruzmissle January 14, 2011

turbonurger

1) Any variation of an overly ghetto African American whose demeanor is generally governed by flashy, materialistic possessions, and whose grammatical skills are typically incomprehensible to the average, English-speaking human being.

2) The most uneducated, obnoxious of African Americans who juggle jail time and welfare checks with lives founded on thievery and overall nonsense. When not drinking cheap liquor, these individuals spend much of their free time memorizing and reciting rap lyrics.

Now Timmy, don't make eye contact with that turbonurger or he might steal your new gym sneakers!

by Col. Dick Skinner February 6, 2010

Turbolard

Used to describe an individual who is so overweight that their fat moves faster than they do.

I just got cut-off in the hallway by some Turbolard.

by Sparky D. Davis May 10, 2008