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by InBootyITrust January 05, 2025
Absurd, self-indulgent behavior often seen in investors or business partners who prioritize ego-stroking, thrill-seeking, or unnecessary theatrics over actual results. It is like tomfoolery, but with higher stakes and even less self-awareness, followed by a sprinkle of submissive brat-like behavior. Cuckery turns the serious business of making money into a circus act, much to the frustration of anyone focused on execution.
"The investor insisted on having weekly meetings just so we could ‘vibe check’ the team. Pure cuckery—no agenda, no value, just wasted time."
"She spent half the pitch talking about how investing in the company would ‘feed her soul.’ The rest of us were choking on the sheer cuckery."
"He made us rebrand the app because the color scheme didn’t ‘reflect his essence.’ Peak cuckery—we lost three weeks of development for that nonsense."
"Nothing like a bit of cuckery to derail a perfectly good business plan."
"You know it’s cuckery when someone says, ‘Let’s do it for the journey, not the outcome.’"
"She spent half the pitch talking about how investing in the company would ‘feed her soul.’ The rest of us were choking on the sheer cuckery."
"He made us rebrand the app because the color scheme didn’t ‘reflect his essence.’ Peak cuckery—we lost three weeks of development for that nonsense."
"Nothing like a bit of cuckery to derail a perfectly good business plan."
"You know it’s cuckery when someone says, ‘Let’s do it for the journey, not the outcome.’"
by InBootyITrust January 05, 2025
A rare breed of dumbass who operates at maximum stupidity with zero self-awareness. Think of a regular idiot, now slap a jet engine on their bad decisions, and watch them crash straight into Darwin Award territory. A turbotard doesn’t just fail—they fail spectacularly and loudly, leaving everyone else wondering how they’ve made it this far in life without accidentally deleting themselves from existence.
"That aspie is a turbotard and a genius at the same time, like shrodingers cat."
"She tried to microwave a metal pan and then called 911 when it sparked. Turbotard energy."
"Dude said he was gonna 'build muscle fast' and drank a gallon of raw eggs in one sitting. Guess who spent the night hugging the toilet? Turbotard energy."
"She tried to microwave a metal pan and then called 911 when it sparked. Turbotard energy."
"Dude said he was gonna 'build muscle fast' and drank a gallon of raw eggs in one sitting. Guess who spent the night hugging the toilet? Turbotard energy."
by InBootyITrust January 05, 2025
A hardened realist who’s downright allergic to the pointless tango of business small talk and venture capital ass-kissing. A cuckaphobe doesn’t waste time with power lunches, performative networking, or back-patting pleasantries. They’re here for one thing: results. To them, human relations are a necessary evil—like flossing or taxes—and anything that doesn’t directly move the needle is just a waste of oxygen.
A results-obsessed individual with a severe allergy to investors who care more about feeling valued, flirting with danger for the thrill of it, or indulging in the "play of life" than actually delivering results. To a cuckaphobe, these investors aren’t partners—they’re distractions. They despise the theatrics, the self-indulgence, and the weird thrill-seeking disguised as "adventure capital."
Its variants include cuckphobia and cuckery,
A results-obsessed individual with a severe allergy to investors who care more about feeling valued, flirting with danger for the thrill of it, or indulging in the "play of life" than actually delivering results. To a cuckaphobe, these investors aren’t partners—they’re distractions. They despise the theatrics, the self-indulgence, and the weird thrill-seeking disguised as "adventure capital."
Its variants include cuckphobia and cuckery,
His cuckphobia flared up when the investor asked to be on the board just to 'feel closer to the action.' No thanks, buddy."
"Karen told the investors, ‘If you want a founder who golfs, find someone else. If you want to make money, sign here.’ Total cuckaphobe boss energy."
"When the team suggested a weekend retreat to ‘strengthen relationships,’ Dave replied, ‘How about we strengthen the balance sheet instead?’ Classic cuckaphobe shutdown."
"Karen told the investors, ‘If you want a founder who golfs, find someone else. If you want to make money, sign here.’ Total cuckaphobe boss energy."
"When the team suggested a weekend retreat to ‘strengthen relationships,’ Dave replied, ‘How about we strengthen the balance sheet instead?’ Classic cuckaphobe shutdown."
by InBootyITrust January 05, 2025