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turdtard 

1.A turd, or piece of shit who is retarded.

2. An very oddly mishapened turd.
That Billy, he is a real turdtard. He date-raped a fat girl the other weekend.

It took me like, seven flushes to get that last bit of turdtard down.
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Tardtard 

One whose mental deficiency manifests itself as a compulsion to create compound neologisms of the form:

(random derogatory slang term)+("tard.")

In addition to an inability to control this behaviour, the typical tardtard also lives under the delusion that they are being quite witty and/or original.

Unfortunately, the game was won long ago by the brilliant inventor of the original- that venerable old standby; "fucktard."

Nothing since has ever come close, and it is surely not for lack of effort. But every tardtard believes that they will someday coin the next "fucktard," and bask in the immortal glory.

The tardtard is most commonly encountered on Urban Dictionary itself, and is second most common in junior high.
-Ok, get off the 'puter, I gotsta type my paper already. ...And what have you been DOING on there all this time, wanking to WoW replays?

- Pfft! FYI, I have just defined dweebtard, faptard, knobtard, mingetard, mongtard, rofltard, and scrotard- and until you interrupted me, I was...

-Double-u slash e, tardtard.

-I'm not a "tardtard"... you... bitchtarded... dorktard!
Tardtard by tardtardtard January 12, 2008

turd tard 

I mix between a turd(poo) and a tard(mentally ill person). This word is usually used as another useless and random insult.
You are such a turd tard Phillip!

No Rebecca, you are the fat turd tard!
turd tard by Devvinnn March 28, 2009

Tardtard 

A person who is obsessed with looking up words in the dictionary that are related to the adjective retard.
You looked up botard and fotard in the UrbanDictionary.com? You are such a tardtard
Tardtard by webmagnets April 4, 2009

turdnarded 

adj. A concatenation of the word retarded and two other words used to indicated the level of stupidity a person might achieve, turd and nard.

adj. To be dumber than both shit and balls.
When jimbob rolled his tractor over in the mud, that was pretty retarded. But then he tried to blame it on Hurricane Katrina... when he lives in South Dakota. Now that's turdnarded.
turdnarded by toaddodger May 13, 2006

TardTard Power

When someone walks around walmart acting like a mentaliy retarded person calling a family member. and when that family member acts like she/her doesn't know the "metally ill" and runs away.
tardtard power= evonne.. andriana.. andrew and danny at aquatica. .. ayy. i got a pain in my chess and i cant breaf. <333
TardTard Power by Feetguy November 24, 2009