Turbolard 

Used to describe an individual who is so overweight that their fat moves faster than they do.

I just got cut-off in the hallway by some Turbolard.

Turbolard by Sparky D. Davis May 10, 2008

Tubolardish 

1. Of or relating to a tub of lard.
2. Demonstrating qualities similar to those of a tub of lard.

Stuart Murdoch said it would tubolardish of Belle and Sebastian not to keep writing songs as great as 'Your Cover's Blown.'

Don't be so tubolardish, you fat loser.

Tubolardish by Yar! A pirate! October 26, 2010

tubolard 

Tubolard is what you call someone really fat. It's a combination of Tub-of-lard

Maddy:Your a tubolard Jeff
Jeff: It's realaxed muscle!

tubolard by waitandbleed September 20, 2005

Tubalard 

when one person excides the weight of 210 lbs at the age of 14

Rob m. is a Tubalard

Tubalard by Herman August 12, 2003

turbolady 

Mythical stern female who visits when your turbo is about to shit itself.

My car's making a nasty whining noise, is it teh Turbolady?

turbolady by TheBrit March 7, 2005

Tubbalard

A really obese person. Compressed version of "tub of lard."

Johnny is so huge he jiggles like a tub of lard. What a tubbalard.

Tubbalard by Killer47 September 14, 2018

tumblard 

fat people on tumblr

you're a tumblard

tumblard by pussygay January 18, 2016