tubolard

Tubolard is what you call someone really fat. It's a combination of Tub-of-lard

Maddy:Your a tubolard Jeff
Jeff: It's realaxed muscle!

by waitandbleed September 20, 2005

Tubolardish

1. Of or relating to a tub of lard.
2. Demonstrating qualities similar to those of a tub of lard.

Stuart Murdoch said it would tubolardish of Belle and Sebastian not to keep writing songs as great as 'Your Cover's Blown.'

Don't be so tubolardish, you fat loser.

by Yar! A pirate! October 26, 2010

Tubalard

when one person excides the weight of 210 lbs at the age of 14

Rob m. is a Tubalard

by Herman August 12, 2003

tuboflard

Fat, overweight, or obese

Andy Reid is a tuboflard.

by David Kouba February 24, 2005

Turbolard

Used to describe an individual who is so overweight that their fat moves faster than they do.

I just got cut-off in the hallway by some Turbolard.

by Sparky D. Davis May 10, 2008

Tublard

Eating a tub of lard, yum.

Tublard:

Friend: Is that a tub of lard?
Me: *slurps* yes.
Friend: Nice

by Lard muncher April 6, 2021

Pootsy Tubbolard

An old woman with 70's reading glasses who has what is called a 'front bum' or FUPA. Generally, this person gets below-average grades in school and has no real skill, talent, or interests except chatting online and popping prescription drugs.

Pootsy Tubbolard ate 10 donuts in one sitting.

by squiggles62 December 19, 2025