tubtarded 

Being so incredibly high off of a spliff.

I am so tubtarded I can't even move.

tubtarded by Emski October 30, 2006

teatarded

an unintelligent tea party or republican obstructionist; a word that sarah palin finds acceptable coming from a right-wing pundit but unacceptable coming from a spitfire dem.

Senator Shelby is teatarded for obstructing justice and blackmailing the country in order to get perks for his own state.

teatarded by whispurr February 11, 2010

Dubtarded

The act of being obsesed with only dub/dubstep and convinced that all other music is simply "not woblley enough".

Irene wont go to the club with me because they dont play Dubstep." "I know its all she listens to now i think shes Dubtarded

Dubtarded by Snake Plisken Sparkles May 17, 2011

Testarded 

The coincidence where a person suddenly forgets everything he has learned in class during a test.
Also, the abnormal amount of stupid mistakes a student makes during an exam.

I missed 1+3 on the algebra test today, geez I am so testarded.

Testarded by nickthestick February 4, 2009

Tomtarded 

An adjective used to describe a retarded action that likely would have been done by Tom.

What? you left your car lights on 3 times since you replaced your battery? That's pretty tomtarded.

Tomtarded by kazeflame June 7, 2009

Tubtard 

A person who has the physical qualities of a tubby person but also the mental qualities of a retarded person.

My friends call me a tubtard because I ate forty nuggets in one sitting, lowering my IQ by a dozen points.

Tubtard by Pseudo ploop July 13, 2020

Textarded 

Retarded texter. Basically this could be any person who sends blank or incomplete texts or people who are completely slow at texting and also includes the severely textarded who won't even try or receive a text and don't even know what it is.

Bobby takes 4 hours sometimes to respond to a text. Sometimes he just sends me part of the text other times a text with nothing at all. He is so textarded!

Textarded by HAPPER November 2, 2008