A hugely obese person, usually very greasy and not at all psychically fit.
"He's a fat tub of lard."
by Bowman June 17, 2002
A person who is so fat and/or disgusting that the very sight of them invokes images of a giant vat filled with congealed animal fat.
Kate is so f-ing disgusting. What the he@l does that tub of lard think she is doing. She is not hot enough to get away with saying that.
by Chad October 2, 2003
Knee-jerk reaction from the right-wing in response to any topic put forth by filmmaker Michael Moore.

Used to defer the topic of conversation from that which may cause embarassment to their person or affect their stock prices negatively.
Person A: "Have you heard about the new Michael Moore book/film?"

Person B: "That Michael Moore sure is a tub of lard, huh?"
by Hassenpfeffer May 7, 2004
Usually describing a fat person. An insult.
"That guy over there eats so many cheeseburgers he looks like a fat tub of lard"
by Dannyjohn February 27, 2017
or tub of guts

a very fat person(crude, cruel, and also a rude term of adress)
That tub of lard, who came out of popey's Chicken, fell on my arm.
by Light Joker December 5, 2004
Find a large women at a bar or anywhere and take her home. Get her to sleep with you and rail her from behind. When you start to finish yell at her "Your a fat bitch!". She will act like a bull and try to throw you off, but hold on as long as you can and keep going at it.
Last night i gave some fat bitch a tub of lard rodeo and she was thralling around for 5 minutes!
by BDoom August 3, 2009