Tubtard

A person who has the physical qualities of a tubby person but also the mental qualities of a retarded person.

My friends call me a tubtard because I ate forty nuggets in one sitting, lowering my IQ by a dozen points.

by Pseudo ploop July 13, 2020

tabtard

someone worse than a retard

iTab is such a tabtard.

by itsnun March 22, 2021

Tubetarding

The act of constantly watching you tube bloggers talk crap for hours on end.

Alex, turn that TV off. You a have been Tubetarding for rive hours.

by Stu54 March 8, 2015

tubby tustard

the white squirty stuff that the teletubbies make at teh end of their show.

po will make the tubby tustard while the noo noo cleans up the mess

by christie yellow February 25, 2008

Scuttlebuck the Tustard

A colloquial phrase that can be used in various ways deviating from the literal translation, "rape the fart".

I want to see all of you giving it %110 percent! The Mustangs are our biggest rival, you don't need me to remind you of that! And you know Coach Durden plays dirty, so if he sends in the secondary to put pressure on the line I expect you to scuttlebuck the tustards because it's Hammertime, baby! Go Sharks!

by scissorman October 23, 2008

tubward

a fat shit that comes out of your ass and your ass and rips your ass until blood comes out in the tub of the toilet

i just layed a fat stankin tubward and my ass be red

by tubfuckerbutt August 13, 2007

tubard

tubard is a term used to define tubby people who eat everything in the cuboard

your sister is such a tubard

stop being such a tubard

by tyler Szpakowski November 27, 2007