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Bird Turding 

Slang believed to have originated in the North of England, bird turding means to talk nonsense, or to boast with nothing to back it up. Possibly derived via pigeon fanciers, telling someone that they are bird turding means that they don't have the facts and are basically talking bird shit. Telling someone that they "ain't bird turding" means that they have got it right.
"Winkies who try to aggrandise themselves using Urban Dictionary are just WOSPs."
"You ain't bird turding there, pal."
Bird Turding by AKACroatalin April 4, 2015
Related Words
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amber turding

1. the present act of shitting a turd onto the bed/mattress of your boyfriend/spouse
2. the trend of girlfriends/wives shitting onto their significant other's bed or mattress
"Can you please stop Amber turding onto my bed!"
"Why the hell are you Amber turding my mattress!?"
A type of grim reaper fascinated in taking soles rather than souls, a foot pervert in taking younger aged peoples feet
I saw Tudduls last night, he was under my bed nibbling my toes and then he wickity whacked me when i got up!
Tudduls by Fellowuser 8 June 15, 2019
She hates most men and she's usually very cold with people, but she can also be very kind and caring around the ones she truly loves. She was born to be an independent and feminist woman with strong leo properties. Not recommended to test what she's capable of when you mess with her.
Tündi T hates men but loves Harry Styles, Charlie Gillespie and Owen Patrick Joyner.
Tündi T by harrysbreadx February 14, 2021

Anime Tiddies 

God's gift to Earth.
Secretary Mattis: Why do you want to destroy North Korea?
President Trump: They do not produce a stable economy of Anime Tiddies.
Secretary Mattis: Understandable, have a nice day.
Anime Tiddies by Whatisasoftr August 22, 2017

Turding Out 

Turding Out is when someone with a social embarrassment will delay taking a dump until everyone has left the room or gone home. This allows the bubbling turds and gas to build up and marinate in their colon. For instance in college 3 of us were sharing a a double hotel room in Las Vegas, my buddy Marco and I were ready to hit the clubs, as was Jason, but he kept saying he'd meet us down in the casino, Marco and I hit the elevator, I realized I didn't have my wallet, went back to the room and heard a cacophony of sounds coming from the bathroom . It sounded like Buddy Rich was on a drum kit , hitting triplets, and while a duck was quacking out, just then a gas cloud hung over the entire suite, I realized that Jason had waited for us to leave so he could turd out the atomic powered dump. I gagged, grabbed my wallet and ran to the elevator.
Adrian waited until she thought everyone was out back on the patio drinking beer, I walked back inside to drain the weasel , as I headed to the guest bathroom, I nearly was knocked out by a hail of incoming high pitched hisses rapid fire farts, and plunks , then I realized I'd have to wait, Adrian was turding out. The hasty funk of this little mousy vixen was choking me out.
Turding Out by Casbah Ken October 24, 2015