Taddies

spume, manfat, cum.
A chaps ejaculate: sperm

Sandra: Fuckin hell Jeff, you've squirted your taddies right in my eye!
Jeff: Ungh
Sandra: Fuck that stings.

by Brother Numpsy December 03, 2005

Taddy

A tattooed daddy*.

Girl, I’d love to climb up that taddy. I bet he’s got good money with all that art in his skin.

by BlackThornCrown June 29, 2019

Taddy

An attractive, older man who takes care of you and your tennis game. He spends a lot of time on the court and never gets tired of playing with tennis balls. He loves you, but he loves tennis more.

I had a great tennis lesson today with my Taddy.

by Jlay33 May 29, 2022

taddies

1."peppori" nips of a 2 inch diameter on a flat chested women

2. man tits that lacate

3. an expression of suprise

also see "bitch tits:

man brianna has some gnarly taddies

by jones mc abadon pants May 28, 2006

Taddy

A retard gay that makes up shit and says "I'm kidding" right after

Teddy: my grandma died
Connor: cool bud
Teddy: I'm kidding

Connor: taddy ass

by Connor cannoli November 30, 2017

Taddy

A white and Asian couple

Eww taddy is a weird interracial couple.

by Yeetusthemeat March 15, 2020

taddy

a gay hippy cud be eitha a boy or girl or both also used as an insult!

"omfg u taddy" or "dat taddy jst raped me"

by $$gangsta cam$$ August 28, 2006