1) "God, I slept with all of them. I was such a mattress last night!"

2) "I'll introduce you to Suzy. She is such a mattress."

This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.

I'm going to an industry party tonight, should be full of mattresses...

stefani has had sex with many boys and the frats call her their mattress.

Jordan: "That bitch is really, really weird.."
Sam: "That's because she's pissed as a mattress"

Josh: "I lost all my money in the stock-market yesterday.."
Matt: "Damn, you must be shattered as a mattress"

Nic: "I got a E- in my R.E exam.."
Sean: "You must be stupid as a mattress"

Jim likes to brag about dating a model even though she is really just a Mattress

"Dude, have you met Jane?"
"Unfortunately! She's such a mattress!"