trumpth

An altered form of reality or "truth" that that is commonly associated with idiots, sociopaths, narcissists, and anyone else who denies reality, in favor of their own opinions and biases. Commonly associated with "alternative facts".

Donnie: I totally grabbed that girl by the pussy the other night and she absolutely loved it.
Eric: No way, are you telling the Truth?
Donnie: I tell you the Trumpth. Believe me.

by Red E. Todye February 14, 2017

Trumpteezer

def: (1) a sexually-attractive young woman who only dates rich old geezers, usually only for the purpose (and with an expectation) of receiving expensive gifts; even though she will rarely fuck on a first date (no matter how attractive or valuable the proffered or promised gifts), so, technically, NOT a whore (yet) or prickteaser, she definitely WILL fuck on a second date IF sufficiently extravagant or expensive gifts are received in the interim.

syn: high-class whore-ELLA

Before becoming First Lady, Melania was only the last in a long line of Trumpteezers.

by Eppypotamus July 14, 2019

Trumpterrupting

1. The way Trump interrupts other people in a conversation.
2. When one of Trumps supporters interrupt another person to win a political argument.
3. Interrupting in any fashion that Donald J. Trump may interrupt.
Trumpterrumts-trumpterrupted-trumpterrupt

(Feminist) Did you hear what sexist thing Don-(Person trumpterrupting) Wrong

by Official Trumpcabulary November 10, 2016

trumptator

A leader who leads through autocratic edicts, with no regard for the opinions of his advisers, political affiliates or anyone else. Frequently an unhinged narcissist who makes delusional incoherent ramblings without regard to how he is perceived or the potential consequences.

Reporter: What do you say to the fact that 19 US Intelligence Agencies all agree that Russia hacked the DNC to influence the elections?

Trump: I think it was a 400 pound fat kid sitting on his bed in New Jersey.

Audience Member (quietly): Chris Christie has a son?

Reporter: What can you tell us about your Muslim Ban?
Trump: It's working bigly.

Reporter (later to colleague): Did you hear Donald's comments at the press conference? Yeah, spoken like a true Trumptator.

by Chas501 February 16, 2017

Trumpchuck

To throw up a little in your mouth due to a Trump pronouncement.

I couldn't help but Trumpchuck at his latest tweet regarding his bromance with Putin.

by MmeMoodle December 24, 2016

Trumpholio

An opening, that hot air and nasty things pour out of uncontrollably.

The Pretendsident opened his Trumpholio while waving his tiny fists in the air, and out poured venom and spite towards his fellow Americans.

by good trumps evil January 26, 2017

Trumphole

(Noun) A malignant, narcissistic asshole.

Senator McConnell has proved with his depraved healthcare bill that he is nothing more than a Trumphole.

by WakeUpAmerica July 19, 2017