Proved

Prove, but past tense

Guy 1: you heard this fan theory?
Guy 2: it’s not a fan theory it was proved

by iTz_Miners August 4, 2018

Proved

A combination of approval by the person and the act of demonstrating and acknowledging the truth or existence of something.

When Marcus bought a new car and his friend liked the car, his friend said, "Proved!"
Sally walked out of the dressing room with a new dress. Her friend liked the dress and said, "Proved."
That sports match was really awesome. Answer: "Proved."

by Overleaves July 23, 2023

Google proved

When your trying to prove someone wrong and immediately refer to Google to debunk there theory

I lived in Hawaii for years and I love to eat poke

actually its pronounced po -kay
*confirms with Google * I google proved you wrong #sorrynotsorry

by Kelso-kmart May 14, 2016

the intent is to provide players with a sense of pride and accomplishment

EA's justification on reddit for Star Wars Battlefront 2, claiming they weren't money hungry assholes, but the reply received over 600,000 downvotes.

EA: The intent is to provide players with a sense of pride and accomplishment for unlocking different heroes.
EA: *Gets over 600,000 downvotes*
EA: Shit.

by Boisin sauce May 19, 2018

beta provider

A foolish male who works long and hard to financially support a woman who, ultimately, does not love nor respect him and is not sexually attracted to him.

Ned was a idiot for being a beta provider for Becky and for thinking a woman like her ever loved him. She cheated on him and now he's stuck paying alimony, while she rides the alpha cock carousel.

by Chesc December 9, 2013

Beta Male Provider

The man a woman chooses to fund her life and provide financial security. Typically a man who she feels she can control.

My friend goes to see Tim twice a week before she goes to her night job, and then she goes home to her beta male provider the following morning.

by TaboooTV May 23, 2019

Seizure Procedure

In video games, when you are struck or exposed by a weapon or mechanic that causes blindness in your character.

examples: flashbangs, concussion grenades, blinding flashlights, etc.

I was on a killstreak until Ajax hit me with the Seizure Procedure and i died.

by DeusRexVulpe November 21, 2018