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Trumpteezer

def: (1) a sexually-attractive young woman who only dates rich old geezers, usually only for the purpose (and with an expectation) of receiving expensive gifts; even though she will rarely fuck on a first date (no matter how attractive or valuable the proffered or promised gifts), so, technically, NOT a whore (yet) or prickteaser, she definitely WILL fuck on a second date IF sufficiently extravagant or expensive gifts are received in the interim.

syn: high-class whore-ELLA
Before becoming First Lady, Melania was only the last in a long line of Trumpteezers.
by Eppypotamus July 14, 2019
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Trumpeteer

A Trumpeteer is someone who uses a TrumpetBox Aura to create a unique offline experience that aides in the effective promotion of businesses, products, persons, groups, goods, information, and services to people directly on their WiFi enabled mobile devices while on the go.
Bill told the graphic designer to include his Trumpeteer info on his business card, so that others can locate him on his TrumpetBox.
by TMTInc. November 28, 2018
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Trumpeteer

Any person who supports Donald Trump by posting somewhat false, ignorant, misinformed, anti-liberal memes on facebook or through any other social networking site only after he won the election. A trumpeteer never engaged in discussions or debates and never showed any interest in politics prior to Trump winning.
The trumpeteers keep flagging my progressive, liberal posts, because they are too stupid and racists to join a debate!
by DrippsMcDizzle November 14, 2016
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Trumpeteer

The Trumpeteer's are marching to the white house
by The Frog Hopper August 24, 2015
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Trumpeteer

(1)The act of performing felatio whilst digitally stimulating the reciever's prostate with one or more fingers. (2) Sticking fingers up a dudes butt while sucking his cock.
(1) Dude, I was so thrown off last night when she threw down a trumpeteer. (2) You want a trumpeteer? 50 Euro... Your friend want to watch... another 50 Euro.
by The_Think_Tank February 11, 2012
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tit trumpeteer

A female, or obese man, who plays the trumpet best with their breasts. Pressing their breasts together at mad speeds creates enough air at the right frequency to both blow air through the trumpet and push the keys.
Mary received an A in band after displaying what a good tit trumpeteer she was.
by Niggadicks April 28, 2006
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trumpeteering

The simple act of making America great again.
American voters have decided to start trumpeteering, instead of sticking with the recent US Government trend of international buttersnap-shitfuckery.
by Nagromnaedhcrub February 5, 2017
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