1 (person). A
woman who married for
money but wound up becoming the First Lady of the United States.
2 (verb). To steal someone else's speech and claim it as original (see plagiarism).
3 (unit). A distance of 1000
miles.
4 (verb). The art of giving an awful gift giving.
1. "Did you see First Lady Melania? DAM! SHE IS A
MILF. I wish I had bank so she would be my
boo"
"
Dude, show some respect, that is our first lady we are talking about."
"
Oh, she was my first lady long before she got into the White
House."
"What the fuck are you talking about?"
--Proceeds to show friend pics of Melania posing naked--
"DAM"
2. "Man, I was so lazy that I decided to plagiarize another ladies speech."
"
Dude, you stole the former first ladies speech. You totally pulled off a melania."
3. "My wife decided to be 2,000
miles away when my mistress /porn
star told the entire world about our sexual encounters."
"Yeah, that is known a 2 Melanias."
"Well, as long as my daughter keeps her mouth shout, I think I
will be alright."
"WTF!!! You also pulled an Ivanka?"
4. "My mom got me a fruit basket as a gift. It just went to waste as there was no way I could have eaten 8lb's of fruit before it spoiled. I tried to hide my disappointment, but my facial expression made it obvious that I was happy"
"Yeah, my dad is a total Melania when it comes to gift giving."
