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Melania is a wonderful and beautiful person. She loves laughing and making people laugh. At first she might be shy but once you get to know her shell be one of the most important people in your life. She is such a good friend and will always be there for you. She's very picky with men , so if you end up with a Melania you're are one lucky guy ! Love Melanias and care for them and never make them feel left out (they can be hurt easily since they tend to overthink too much)
Damn Melania looks hot today
by Harryybridge94 June 24, 2014
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melania(d)
(Verb/Noun) To copy or imitate somebody else to excess. Used because of Melania Trump's speech, which was taken almost directly from Michelle Obama's.
Damn he absolutely melaniad Jason's idea there, I hope the teacher notices

She totally copied my outfit from last week, what a melania.
by thespiceisnice November 14, 2016
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1 (person). A woman who married for money but wound up becoming the First Lady of the United States.

2 (verb). To steal someone else's speech and claim it as original (see plagiarism).

3 (unit). A distance of 1000 miles.

4 (verb). The art of giving an awful gift giving.
1. "Did you see First Lady Melania? DAM! SHE IS A MILF. I wish I had bank so she would be my boo"

"Dude, show some respect, that is our first lady we are talking about."

"Oh, she was my first lady long before she got into the White House."

"What the fuck are you talking about?"

--Proceeds to show friend pics of Melania posing naked--

"DAM"
2. "Man, I was so lazy that I decided to plagiarize another ladies speech."

"Dude, you stole the former first ladies speech. You totally pulled off a melania."
3. "My wife decided to be 2,000 miles away when my mistress /porn star told the entire world about our sexual encounters."

"Yeah, that is known a 2 Melanias."

"Well, as long as my daughter keeps her mouth shout, I think I will be alright."

"WTF!!! You also pulled an Ivanka?"
4. "My mom got me a fruit basket as a gift. It just went to waste as there was no way I could have eaten 8lb's of fruit before it spoiled. I tried to hide my disappointment, but my facial expression made it obvious that I was happy"

"Yeah, my dad is a total Melania when it comes to gift giving."
by maebyblewit May 15, 2018
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A term used to describe any whore who will marry any piece of shit solely for money or a green card.
"Who's that bimbo with the huge tits that donnie is slumming with? She doesn't speak a word of English!"

"That's his new wife. She needed some cash and a green card so she married him"

"Yeah, if donnie couldn't afford a melania he'd die single, for sure".
by Littlehandsdonniedotard June 21, 2018
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A voluptuous woman or milf; who has been unsexually unsatisfied for a decade based on her facial expressions, body langauge, and the fact that any marital status is negated due to penatration being as distant, cold and desolate as pluto.
Wow, shes a real melania, you can tell shes not satisfied. Damn bro.
by Satirically Jeffersonian. October 03, 2017
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Can be a nice person but is mostly so self absorbed that she hurts everybody around her without knowing or excepting that she is doing so. She can be spiteful and hateful out of her own pains and usually doesn't care what other people think. She can also be someone to watch out for when it comes to your bf, she wants what she cant have and when she does have it she breaks it like an old toy. Beware or Melanias
by SH2012 November 21, 2011
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