1 (person). A woman who married for money but wound up becoming the First
Lady of the United States.
2 (verb). To steal someone else's speech and claim it as original (see plagiarism).
3 (
unit). A distance of 1000 miles.
4 (verb). The
art of giving an awful gift giving.
1. "Did you see First Lady Melania? DAM! SHE IS A MILF. I wish I had
bank so she would be my
boo"
"Dude, show some respect, that is our first lady we are talking about."
"
Oh, she was my first lady
long before she got into the White House."
"What the fuck are you talking about?"
--Proceeds to show friend pics of Melania posing naked--
"DAM"
2. "Man, I was so
lazy that I decided to plagiarize another ladies speech."
"Dude, you stole the former first ladies speech. You totally pulled off a melania."
3. "My wife decided to be 2,000 miles away when my mistress /porn star told the entire
world about our sexual encounters."
"Yeah, that is known a 2 Melanias."
"Well, as
long as my daughter keeps her mouth shout, I think I will be alright."
"WTF!!! You also pulled an Ivanka?"
4. "My mom got me a fruit basket as a gift. It just went to waste as there was no way I could have eaten 8lb's of
fruit before it spoiled. I tried to hide my disappointment, but my facial expression made it obvious that I was
happy"
"Yeah, my dad is a total Melania when it comes to gift giving."
