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Bizarre slang for a girl's private parts.

"HEY GIRL!"
"Uhhh... What?"
"I give ya twenty if ya show me yah opening?"

opening by Alex Quantashassle June 1, 2005

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opening

Slang for the ritual when you open a canned beverage with your friends in a certain way

guy1:Hey bro will we be opening tonight?
guy2:Of course man.

opening by Rumcájsz March 28, 2018

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opening day

First intercourse between a heterosexual couple.

Third date? It's opening day, dude!

opening day by Dick Shannery April 13, 2019

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Opening day of Shopping

Where all the women go on insane long shopping sprees followed by a night of excess alcohol, because their husbands are gone for opening day of gun season.

Sarah: Betty, its the opening day of shopping this weekend!

Betty: Ill grab his credit cards!

Opening day of Shopping by brandon2k9 November 5, 2009

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Opening a can of whoop-ass

(Verb) The act of unleashing a beat-down upon a human being

The drunk dumbfuck wouldn't stop talking shit, so I began by opening a can of whoop-ass on him; now he's being treated for a broken jaw.

Opening a can of whoop-ass by HurricaneLayne December 30, 2009

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opening theory

n.-A chess term for the strategy employed in the first couple moves (opening) of a chess game. Nonsense if you want to have fun.

Haven't you studied your opening theory?
Shut up.

opening theory by raskolnikov, PhD. April 12, 2007

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Opening the Dill Door

Having rectal relations with a man!

Cole "Hey there hot stuff!"
Erantz "My dilldoor is open and gaping!"
Cole "So you're Opening the Dill Door?"

Opening the Dill Door by Sam and Greg December 4, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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